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Thursday, January 18, 2007

IF THINGS WEREN'T SCARY ENOUGH

News Headline: "NBC to launch all-horror network."
But most viewers will remain loyal to C-SPAN

QT Early Warning System:
The deputy director of FEMA during Hurricane Katrina
is now a senior adviser at NASA

Yes, you can bear it.

TV sports announcer discussing cleat sizes during the
Bears-Seahawks playoff game:
'Which is more, one-half inch or five-eigths inch?'
In case NASA is looking for more senior advisers.

Congressional checks, balances:
News Item: "Senate Democractic leaders on Friday
embraced a proposal to shed light on the murky
practice of Congressional earmarks, reversing
themselves after trying to block an almost identical
measure the day before"
Refreshing isn't it, to see political leaders who
are willing to admit a mistake?
Well, you know, when caught in the act?

Risky business:

News Item: Soldiers ordered into battle
for the lastest Iraq surge will have insufficient
armor on vehicles, as armor production
continues to lag.
We put our soldiers at unnecessary risk over
there so we don't have to put them at ----
well, no, wait, but there must be some
slogan for this.

Not the rocket science class:

The Case for Zero Tolerance of Modern
School Administrators:
Nineteen percent of American college
students really have no idea who the
Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. was,
according to a survey released
on his birthday.

Politically uncorrect:
News Item: Navajos in the United
States protest a British group's use
of the name "Navajo" for its program
to promote respect and acceptance
for gays, lesbians and bisexuals.
When multicultural sensitivity
awareness collides with multicultural
sensitivity awareness.....

21 comments:

zombiemaster said...

Hey, an all horror network would be good for this country!

Anonymous said...

zombie the worst horror I've seen is when you decide to post.

Facetious Muse said...

ZM, as I am a great lover of horror movies I couldn't agree more. :o) And I believe you have some fans, who can blame them I mean with you being so adorable and all.

Facetious Muse said...

Anon, I know it is so easy to become a fan of ZM, but I'm afraid I have to tell you he is taken. But perhaps you could try out your local crack ho, I heard they are cheap and as a real plus for you, they aren't that picky (or so I ha ve been told).

~~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~~

Anonymous said...

muse if you want to come onto me you don't have to dress up like a crack ho. Just dress up like an old used up houswife with no life that sits on a computer all day and reads a never ending stream of text that barely relates to her, but may spark her day when her nicname is mentioned so it holds off the lonelyness that comes with each passing day. That's more of a natural look for you, wouldn't you say?

Facetious Muse said...

Oh, the wity remarks whatever will I do? Did I say something too close to home for you anonmouse? I'm sorry I swear I wouldn't have used the term crack ho if I'd known your sister was your local crack ho. But I did hear it is a family trade, you could take pride it that. Well that and the fact that your mother is the busiest ho around (I wonder if that could have anything to do with her price of 50 cents a bang?) Always warming to the heart to see a mother pass down her knowledge.

~~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~~

FRisson1 said...

Go girl Go, you seem to be beating the Anon-Y-Meece at their own favorite game, LMFAO ...... woooo hoooo

Anonymous said...

Im proud of muse! She has finally figured out that you cant reason with anononymouses like me. We are retarded and all we know is insults and how to attack people personally. We are too inept to carry on a proper debate. I think we lack a chromosome somewhere. I dont get enough attention from my fellow neonuts, so I stalk liberals.

Anonymous said...

muse I see you used the isabellah attack method of going after family members. How typical for a liberal. Why didn't you bring the kids into it like isabellah does? Are you afraid, or is she just lower on the scum scale? Perhps you're just waiting to bring the handicapped into it.
You're not very good at this are you.


btw frisson, your best bet is to hide behind Cyndy and let her tell you what to think

Anonymous said...

You anonymouses always attacks families. so dont give us that bullshit. You exercise no morality under your anonymouse names. How dare you think you can comment on a person's morality. You dumb motherfucker.

Anonymous said...

I guess you're talking to yourself huh "anonymous"

Facetious Muse said...

"You're not very good at this are you.

Nah, guess you caught me, I'm not very good at insulting just for the sake of it. Don't you have to be a neo-nut to really be good at that?

Facetious Muse said...

Go girl Go,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Im proud of muse! She has finally figured out that you cant reason with anononymouses like me.

I'm learning lol

Anonymous said...

Facetious Muse said...
Oh, the wity remarks whatever will I do? Did I say something too close to home for you anonmouse? I'm sorry I swear I wouldn't have used the term crack ho if I'd known your sister was your local crack ho. But I did hear it is a family trade, you could take pride it that. Well that and the fact that your mother is the busiest ho around (I wonder if that could have anything to do with her price of 50 cents a bang?) Always warming to the heart to see a mother pass down her knowledge.

How sad to see Muse HAS dropped as low as Cuntabella? Families now too???

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Anonymous said...

Facetious Muse said...
Oh, the wity remarks whatever will I do? Did I say something too close to home for you anonmouse? I'm sorry I swear I wouldn't have used the term crack ho if I'd known your sister was your local crack ho. But I did hear it is a family trade, you could take pride it that. Well that and the fact that your mother is the busiest ho around (I wonder if that could have anything to do with her price of 50 cents a bang?) Always warming to the heart to see a mother pass down her knowledge.

How sad to see Muse HAS dropped as low as Cuntabella? Families now too???

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Muse, please keep your kids off the blog.




Anonymous said...
Yeah muse, that includes your one armed buddy too

Anonymous said...

Muse please keep us kids off your blog and that means me too! I am insulted because, I too only have one arm, and since it was my right arm, I have quite the time trying to masturbate now. It really sucks. I wish another anonymous would help me masturbate. Sigh.

anonymouseposter said...

Come on over and view the Lab Monkeys. We have quite a collection!!! We are also in need of good writers, since we rip off other writers articles. We need free thinkers who will contribute to the blogisphere. Please do come over and view our lab monkey collection and comment on our stolen articles. The Rattler can't do this, but we sure can!

Muse, I am sorry that we are such a waste of your precious time. We don't mean to stalk you and make inhumane comments about your family. It probably stems from the fact that we had such horrible upbringings. Or perhaps from voting for George Bush twice. It has caused us to act out of sorts and unstable. I wish you the best Muse and hopefully my fellow anonymous posters will be kind and remember their own frailities.

Peace be with you Madam!

Facetious Muse said...

anonymous said...
How sad to see Muse HAS dropped as low as Cuntabella? Families now too???"


Sorry I couldn't get as low as some of you anonymouse, but I am working on it.

~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~

Anonymous said...

Facetious Muse said...
anonymous said...
How sad to see Muse HAS dropped as low as Cuntabella? Families now too??? Sorry I couldn't get as low as some of you anonymouse, but I am working on it.


Oh but you have mucus....stand back and look at yourself in the mirror!!!!

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