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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Religious Legaleeeeezzzzzzzzz

This was sent to me by a friend so I thought I would share it. LOL

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non
addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great. (Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only "America" in the
Western Hemisphere.) This wish is made without regard to the race,
creed, gender, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of
thewishee. It is granted in fee simple absolute, with no remainder
interest in the wisher. The wishee is free to give, grant, bargain, sell, lease,
hypothecate, encumber, or otherwise alienate all, some or none of the
aforesaid wishes contained herein, together with all the appurtenances
thereto.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned
terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It contains neither an implied performance warranty on the part of the
wisher to undertake to implement any of the wishes, nor a guarantee that any
of the expected wishes will actually come to pass. It is void where
prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish
is reasonably expected to perform within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher.


Mary aka Vox /|\ )o(

5 comments:

IsabellaSays said...

lol vox cute :) happy new year:)

Facetious Muse said...

Happy New Year Voxy

Vox said...

Happy New Year, back atcha, Muse and Isabellah

Anonymous said...

Go back to the grove Vox. The fire gnome is wanting his dick sucked.

Satarel said...

Yes, Vox, you are going to have to fill in for anonymous. It appears analnymous has burnt and chapped lips.

Buttmunchnymous needs someone to take over the fire gnome head duties.

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