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Saturday, January 20, 2007

MOTHERS WARMING UP

I'm sure by now most has heard the lastest carree choice of MothersBruleSioux. No, not being the Wal-Mart door greeter, she now has proclaim with pride her old strip club wants her back to train all the new and lovely strippers. What follows is Mothers warming up before going to train. Forewarning watching this video has been known to cause nausea, emesis and genophobia (fear of sex).

94 comments:

Anonymous said...

Even if mothers is a pain in the ass, do you really think this is called for? I wouldn't expect this from someone like you muse. For shame!

Facetious Muse said...

wah, wah, I feel so horrible whatever will I do? Now wait just a moment, I wasn't the one the said I was going to be training strippers, Mothers did. I am not the one that tries to play on people's faith, Mothers is. I'm also not the one saying "My children gave m the money they got for joining the military" or "I got seven kids to give to Bush" Mothers did.

Way I figure it, if Mothers has made herself the judge of God (her words) she is fair game. And if I'm so horrible, what does that make you for watching it, hmmmm?

~~~~~Forever A Facetios Pain~~~~~~

vacreeper2003 said...

Yuuuuuuuuck!!

FRisson1 said...

I find it so funny that someone is complaining after all the attacks on Zombie, CC, and many others floating around...lol. This is so mild in comparison. The neonut just want to find a new reason for attacking you muse just because of your political opinions. You know what a sad lot the Anon-Y-Mouses are. Lawdy Lawdy!!!

Muse I totally agree Mothers set herself up 50 times a day to be laughed at .......she enjoys any attention she can get. Maybe Anon-Y-Mouse has a weight problem and is offended....lol

Anonymous said...

Yeah Im a fat slob, all anonymouses are pigs, didnt you know this frisson? oink oink

Anonymous said...

I also find this beneath muse! I NEVER would have thought muse was this low. Not that I care about Mothers, and she DOES ask for it, and it's stupid anyways. The point is...there are the assholes on pal and there are a few mature normal people. I thought muse fit in the later?

Eff25 said...

I can't say this is appropriate, but, comparitively speaking, it's far milder than all of the idiotic claims that anyone that doesn't fully agree on a given position with someone else is a fascist, nazi, neocon, liberal, terrorist, socialist, commie, etc.

Eff25 said...

Oh, and to clear it up, I don't see liberal as a pejorative, I just included it, along with neocon, as a label which might be used, though by some in a negatively intended way.

Satarel said...

I think I have experienced the worse shrinkage in my life.

My penis told me never again will it show itself to the human race, including me.

It died, and shriveled up right after seeing that horrid video.

AnonymousPoster said...

This is just another example of Muse's hypocricy. She slams others for making in kind comments but....... I suppose its ok for HER to do it?

Muse, right is right and wrong is wrong.. all the time... every time. Trying to excuse your bad behavior by saying YOU werent the one who said this.. or that... is amateur. You were wrong.

Just shows how transparent you are. You can dish it but you cant take it huh?

Anonymous said...

Here goes muse again. First isabellah brings people's children into her arguments, now muse wants to follow like a puppy dog.
So muse, for your next post will you be exploiting children? Will that get you the laughs you crave so much? I'm sure the sick ass leftyz on here will laugh at your explotation of innocent children. Perhaps you could find some mentally handicapped ones to laugh at.

Anonymous said...

You anonymouses are the sleaziest bastards in the world. How dare you criticize muse when you all are scumbags! You dont care who you put down and make fun of. You are no better. So shut the fuck up and go back to your holes and pat each other on the back. Then, go fuck each other in pms and tell each other how much you love each other. bunch of gay bastards. You make me sick. You act so superior when you are anonymous. You dont like the taste of your own medicine, do ya?

Anonymous said...

ahhh I see you're anti gay also. Leftyz are so homophobic.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You anonymouses are the sleaziest bastards in the world. How dare you criticize muse when you all are scumbags! You dont care who you put down and make fun of. You are no better. So shut the fuck up and go back to your holes and pat each other on the back. Then, go fuck each other in pms and tell each other how much you love each other. bunch of gay bastards. You make me sick. You act so superior when you are anonymous. You dont like the taste of your own medicine, do ya?

LMFAO Let me gets this right....YOU- Anon...are talking shit about people posting anonymously????? What a fucking retard

Anonymous said...

exactly! we are all retards! I cant believe you figured that out on your own. Did you have to confer with the other retards to come up with that statement? bwahahahahahahahahahaha

heheheheehhehehehe

Jay156 said...

lol, I was told that muse NEVER made personal attacks. Never mind the fact that it was her that told me this. I guess the next time you're crying in a room because someone has "taken something too far" you'll remember that you bring it on yourself.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You anonymouses are the sleaziest bastards in the world..............You dont like the taste of your own medicine, do ya?

6:10 PM

Well, I dont know Kenny, how DOES it taste? LMAO

Facetious Muse said...

Point proven, I would like to thank most of the anonyMOUSEs and Jay for their participation in this experiment.

This proves what I have said all along, most of the anons that come here want only a way to attack and whine.

Amazing I have been called about every name in the book by these anons and yet they want to cry about this posting? LMAO

Jay, you are such a idiot, never did I tell you or anyone else for taht matter that I will not 'fight back'. Again with so many saying how horrible I am posting this, I can't help but wonder what does that make ya'll for watching it?

"So muse, for your next post will you be exploiting children? Will that get you the laughs you crave so much? I'm sure the sick ass leftyz on here will laugh at your explotation of innocent children. Perhaps you could find some mentally handicapped ones to laugh at." Are you saying that Mothers is a a child or mentally challenged? I'm just wondering how you made the comparision of Mothers and children, do you know something about Mothers you would like to share, hmmmmm?

Now I'm a huge believer in 'turn the other cheek' but come on guys I only have two cheeks.

But it is nice to know that all you have to do to get most of these anons to practice their newly found writing abilities is simply do bash (no matter how true it is). Perhaps if we (myself included) write more along the lines the neonuts can understand, one day they will be able to evolve to critical thinking, and if they can do that, only one more little step to them having compassion for their fellow man.

So I'm calling out to all writers of The Rattler to do the humaine thing and help all these neonut evolve.

Plus didn't I always say:
~~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~Sweetest Smiles~~~~~~~~~~~

Anonymous said...

muse I'm the anonymous that wrote "Perhaps you could find some mentally handicapped ones to laugh at."
Maybe you should re-read the comment I made. I never once mentioned Mothers or her children. I mentioned children in general. In the past 3 days I have witnessed TWO writers of this blog doing the exact thing they SAY they oppose. isabellah, then you. (isabellah decided to take her insanity on a road trip in another blog, but she's a writer here none the less)
The hypocricy you demonstrated is beyond idiotic, so I felt compelled to compare your comments to isabellah's latest rant. Since you seem unaware, I'll enlighten you. isabellah is deeply imbedded in a battle at pictat. Her latest stunt was to bring someone's child into the argument, then use an ex-chatter to justify her actions. Of course she got her ass kicked as usual, but it doesn't change the fact that she used a CHILD to get revenge.
Just as YOU are using Mothers to get a cheap laugh. If you really feel this intellectually inferior, then perhaps you should re-evaluate your options as a contributor on this blog. (As should isa)


Pathetic...truely pathetic

Anonymous said...

Oh and by the way ... using the ole "it was an experiment" excuse is really lame.

As evidenced here: "Point proven, I would like to thank most of the anonyMOUSEs and Jay for their participation in this experiment."

Very transparent move muse
Lame Very Lame

Anonymous said...

experiment.. lmao

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I also find this beneath muse! I NEVER would have thought muse was this low. Not that I care about Mothers, and she DOES ask for it, and it's stupid anyways. The point is...there are the assholes on pal and there are a few mature normal people. I thought muse fit in the later?

I don't see here, where I called you one single thing? I said it was "beneath you" and I HAD thought better of you. HOWEVER, now with your continued lying.... "experiment". I see I was way off with you. You are no better than the other trash. Name, no, this is a fact muse.

Anonymous said...

Muse is one of those people, who.. you know the kind...protrays themselves as being one way but acts another. The thing is, people like Muse are "found out" sooner or later. You can only live a lie so long. Muse is one of those who laughs and makes fun of mentally handicapped people. She puts down those with physical deformities. What's next Muse? You going to laugh and make jokes about our vets returning home with lost limbs? Wouldnt surprise me a bit.

Anonymous said...

"Muse is one of those people, who.. you know the kind...protrays themselves as being one way but acts another. The thing is, people like Muse are "found out" sooner or later. You can only live a lie so long. Muse is one of those who laughs and makes fun of mentally handicapped people. She puts down those with physical deformities. What's next Muse? You going to laugh and make jokes about our vets returning home with lost limbs? Wouldnt surprise me a bit."

It's called hypocrisy something that both Muse and isabellah practice. I agree, the experiment excuse is very lame, but we've all borne witness to other very lame Muse excuses when she steps on her proverbial dick. She also suffers from a condition called, "I think I'm so smart, no one will notice syndrome". Muse, you're not that smart, and we not all that dumb.

Now there IS some humor to be found here, which I'd like to share and this is by no means in defense of Mothers. I just think it's hilariously funny because, whoever copied this from the original website where it was posted and put it on You Tube, also changed the original title. I saw it several weeks ago, and wonder if it would surprise anyone to know that the real name of the clip is - you guessed it - isabellah!!!!! And THAT'S the truth!

Jay156 said...

I never said anything about fighting back...you said that you aren't the type of person to use personal attacks. I think you're as phony as they come, but then, I have first hand experience of you lying right through your own fucking teeth to save face.

Anonymous said...

You dumb anonymouses have all been under an experiment for months and you just don't know it. What a bunch of embeciles. You do not like having what you are thrown back at you. When you have people comment on you, anonymously, and act the very way you act, you don't know what to do. Oh wait, I know what you do, you accuse Isabellah and zm for doing it. PMSL. It has been quite a humourous adventure fucking with you retards. So, under several different experiments you have shown others how very transparent, shallow, and downright dumb. pmsl. Your obsession with people like Isa, Muse, JC, VA, and ZM goes to show that you do not have lives. You must look forward to their every entry, just so you can make your moral statements about your surreality life. It is fantastically incredible that these idiots think they have the market on morality. pmsl. This is too funny, I cannot say no more.

They must be full of glee that they have gotten away with posting today, without their anonymouse nemesis interupting the moral majority. why don't you all learn that you have no right to comment on Muse or her actions. You are nothing. Get that? Absolutely nothing, you are looked upon as jokes and nuts. Do you think your analysis of her personality is something she takes personally? lmao. Or should I say....

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I RUINED JC'S BLOG AND HIS WIKI SITE I'M SO EMPRESSED WITH MY SELF.
I LOVE ME HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE I'M ANONYMOUSE STOOPID....HEHEHEHE

That is how you all sound, and it was so very easy to mock you. You all sound alike, you all write alike, and you all think alike. It has been a truly hilarious experience acting like you all. Anyone can be a fuckwit. Actually, I was several anonymouse fucktards and it worked to shut you up. But, alas, I have a life and you all seem to be retarded. I pity you. It is too easy to fuck with you.

This is how easy it was to get you anonymouses going, to make this post a very long one and to get you in here commenting. Do you see and read the first entry? I created that to egg Muse on. After that it was like going down a ski slope with you retards. Of course you would gang up on Muse, I knew this would happen, and I watched the buildup. I love how you have become the moral majority. This is truly class humor. Sorry Muse, but I can't help but fuck with these fuckwits. I believe that Mothers got what she deserves and worse than your post. :)

Anonymous said...

LMAO...oh yeah, I forgot to say....
How hilarious was it that Jay made a meet date with an anonymouse person? PMSL! Omg I never seen such stupidity in my whole life. Yip that was me! A flight from Chicago, hahahahahaha. Now we all know that Jay lives in Fort Meyers, FLA. Thanks Jay for the laugh I never seen anyone rage their testosterone and throw it around so freely. So fucking funny. Did you meet your man? ahahahahahahaha omg this is too funny.

Anonymous said...

"You dumb anonymouses have all been under an experiment for months and you just don't know it.......So, under several different experiments you have shown others how very transparent, shallow, and downright dumb. pmsl. Your obsession with people like Isa, Muse, JC, VA, and ZM goes to show that you do not have lives. You must look forward to their every entry, just so you can make your moral statements about your surreality life".

NOW, THAT IS FUNNY!!!! You've been a little pig in your own experiment.

Tit for Tat!! So, GO Piggy GO!

Every anonymous makes as much sense as you do, Anonymous. Are you blind? Who started all of this anyway? Forget it, because that might make you think and wouldn't want you to waste any brain cells doing so.

You're hilarious.....I'll give you that.

Another Anonymous

Anonymous said...

ok I'll admit it
I'm isabellah and I've been posting every anonymous comment on here, just so Jesus Claus wouldn't feel lonely.
It was an "experiment"

Anonymous said...

Any "experiments" you want to do...you better start on Kenny, Ass-claus, and Slutabella. There is some brain damage if I ever seen it. Then again, to do "experiments" you would have to have a bit of intelligence. I have not seen that yet in any of the rattler contributors. I THOUGHT maybe muse....but alas I was wrong.

Anonymous said...

Well we can put muse to the test.
Muse? If you really ARE experimenting as you SAY you are, then I'm sure you would be happy to provide us with the data you've compiled thus far. Any notes, statistics, psychological or Sociological studies you've done thus far would be helpful. Perhaps you could send a pdf of your research to us? Or better yet ... Just make an entire NEW POST with the results (inconclusive or conclusive) of your study. I'm sure we'd be happy to help with any lab work.

Anonymous said...

PMSL .....THIS IS WAY TOO FUNNY! DON'T IMPLODE PEOPLE!

Anonymous said...

"facetious muse said... I'm sure by now most has heard the lastest carree choice of MothersBruleSioux. No, not being the Wal-Mart door greeter, she now has proclaim with pride her old strip club wants her back to train all the new and lovely strippers."

Yes, we see the scientific mind at work here, speaking what? Ebonics? "she has now proclaim"?? "Most HAS heard?" "the lastest"? "carree"?

This MUST be one of the "brilliant" ones "surrounding" isabella, huh?

Anonymous said...

... "under an experiment for months.">?>

LMAO

Anonymous said...

You lab monkeys go back to eating your bananas. Leave the thinking to those that have a brain.

Facetious Muse said...

Ya'll will be happy to know that the data and graphics of this experiment will be posted for all to see, soon.

Told ya it was an experiment, but again so many anon that don't know me from Adam had to go and judge me. I thought most self proclaimed neonuts were Christians, when did the bible omit 'Judge not less you be judged'?

I will admit this was one of the easiest experiments yet. I actually did think it would take a wee bit more than this. LMAO

I especially like how some anonyMouses want to use this posting and spin it as I am attacking children, mentally challenged, handicap and troops losing thier limbs.

Now I have to say this to a certain anonymouse, how dare you say that i would use troops, even Jay hasenough respect to not use the troops as a way to try and attack me. My son died in this damn war and I bet you would never even dare to say that to me in person, hell you are too chickenshit to say it using your pal nick.

jay. do you have any clue what Mothers has or has not said to me personally? No I don't think so. So does that mean you are making assumptions again and that I'm attacking Mothers and not fighting back?

Anonymous, you couldn't be more right in your statement
"You are nothing. Get that? Absolutely nothing, you are looked upon as jokes and nuts. Do you think your analysis of her personality is something she takes personally? lmao." I really could care less what people with no names on blogs think of me, unlike the anonymouses I do have a real life that doesn't involve the internet at all, imagine that lol.

To all that offered to help with the data, you think anyone wants a repeat of the intel and research put into the Iraq war. you remember the country with NO WMD, NO links to Al Qaida or not an imminent threat. I'm sure ya'll understand.

~~~~~~Forever A Facetious Muse~~~~~~

Anonymous said...

LOL MUSE EXPERIMENT? NICE TRY. YOU SCREWED UP AND YOU KNOW IT. YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED FOR WHAT YOU ARE... AND IT WOULDNT SURPRISE ME ONE BIT THAT YOU DONT LAUGH AND JOKE AT THOSE LESS FORTUNATE THAN YOU.. INCLUDING MAIMED SOLDIERS. IM SORRY YOU LOST A SON IN THIS WAR, BUT THAT DOESNT GIVE YOU A RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF ANYONE. HOW OLD ARE YOU ANYWAY... 13? DIDNT YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU THAT THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR ADULTS? TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WOULD WANT THEM TO TREAT YOU... SO I SUPPOSE THE FIELD IS WIDE OPEN WITH HOW YOU WANT TO BE TREATED. NICE TRY WITH THE EXPERIMENT COVER, BUT WE ARE SMARTER THAN THAT.

Facetious Muse said...

AnonyMOUSE you keep right on telling yourself that. LOL

Anonymous said...

Muse, I very rarely check this blog and I read very few of the posts (most are too wordy), but I was STRUCK by your comment on having lost your son in "this war". I was unaware of that and I'm so sorry. Condolences to you and your family.

What struck me is the fact that you seem to freely engage in frivolities here when at the same time you must be mourning the loss of someone dear. I know we all carry our burdens and sorrows differently, but I can't imagine myself ever healing spiritually or emotionally in a silly atmosphere were I to lose a child. I find your behavior very strange for a mother. True, I don't know your circumstances, but Paltalk and blogs, in my opinion, would not offer any reward and perhaps only more sadness.

I sincerely offer my sympathy and hope that you find sources that are kinder and gentler as you remember your dear son. May God bless you.

Another Anonymous

Anonymous said...

You forgot ... she keeps busy with all the experiments!!!

Anonymous said...

She SAYS she lost a son in this war. From her strange behavior, I wonder if it's even true.

Eff25 said...

This is monotonous no matter who is right.

Anonymous said...

eff? How can this be monotonous? The very essence of this blog is based on the credibility of it's writers. Therefore it is imperative that muse comes forth with the alleged data from the alleged experiment if she's to maintain her credibility on any other subject. If not, then she cannot be trusted and may be exposed as being a liar and a fraud with each and every future posting It's a simple request that should have a simple result.

Eff25 said...

I'm not specifically referring to that. I just think this subject and thread, no offense intended, isn't worthy of so much attention, as in it's tedious. Anyway, if you disagree, ok. That's fine. Even if I am wrong, I just tossed in my half penny's worth. I didn't think this would go on for so long.

*Waits for the cheap shots."

Anonymous said...

Eff, they are retarded, they don't know any better and can't control themselves. The point was that they have very troubling mental issues. They stalk certain contributors to this blog. They are absolutely mesmerized and enthralled. The only data they need to read is the past posts. It is all they need. I bet this past month they have been pming and emailing each other frantically "who is that anonymous liberal cunt raining on our parade. Is it Isa, no zombie, no, it cant be, he cant spell, is it muse, or jc, no...omg, I am gonna die if I dont know who has assumed our collaborative anonymouse persona. How did they know we would say that, which one of you told them what to say? I must know, I must, I must!!!!!"

(meanwhile back at neonut central)

Ok troops a liberal cunt has infertraited our terrtory. We's all knows who it is. Isabellah the cunt will pay for messin' with our friends. Im just awonderin' how did she find out I have that there cybersex with Jay? which one of you loosers are a traytor to our callse? We will find out and whin we do...we coming to getch ya? Now, get outta there and git her done!"

Days later, back at the Rattler. Anonymouse says "we can't be an experiment, what yamean Muse? Huh, what? I dont get it, derrr. Err, you mean, that, we, uh, us, were part of some sorta game? Nah, hehehehe, well dayum, if I would have known that I wouldn't have stopped pming those peeps I thought were the gaylord exposing everyone. Har har, uh huh, you got some thar facts to back that up Muse?" says anonymous, smiling through her gapped teeth gleefully waiting for Muse to respond. Clutching the keyboard and mouse, expectantly, like a heroin addict waiting on the next fix.

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hehehehehehehehehehehhaaaaawwwwww

Facetious Muse said...

To everyone (even the anonyMouses) Thank you for your condolences. I mean even to those that tried very insidious to question my son's death or the pain I go through each and everyday.

A few anonymouse know damn well I lost my son and know it when it was, for those on you that don't know this, when maybe you shouldn't be judging anyone else on the Rattler. If you didn't even know about my son, then you can't even begin to say you know a damn thing about me.

As people sit here attacking me and trying ever so subtle to call me a liar about my first born, what a joke. Ya'll act like I killed yor best friend by posting this thread about Mothers? Who here can say anything I said about Mother was untrue? Ya'll act like Mothers is a moral pillar in society, I know most of ya'll know better. The only reason I said anything about my son was due to some really silly person saying next I would be making fun of our troops coming home without limbs. To me that statement alone makes at least one anonymouse here contemptible, look at their comment(s) if you doubt it.

That is the thing, ya'll go around insulting people to the point of even telling them to committ suicide with never a thought of who that person is.

Does one of you here really think I don't cry everyday for my son? Is there one here that has been to the hospital in Germany? Anyone here lose a loved due to the war in Iraq?

Yet, most of ya'll anonymouses will be as mean as you can be and for what? What pleasure do you get from all the work you put into hurting others, to even go as far as to say my son didn't die? To go as far as to wish death upon others, upon people you don't know.

As far as how some think I should act at the lost of my child, may I suggest you wait till you have a clue of how bad the pain really is (although I hope no one ever has to experience a lost so great). My son died a hero and he had more courage in his little toe than most of ya'll anonyMouses and forever my heart will be broken from the lost of never seeing him gradurate college or see him hold his firstborn.

I know many would love to see me just curl up in a ball and cry myself into a stupor, but it's not going to happen. I would never disgrace my son by giving up, his memory is more worthy than that. So go ahead and try to hurt me through my son's death I'm just happy I'm not you, not a person with such evilness that nothing is off limits when it comes to attacking another.

Now as far as ya'll feigned outrage over my posting of MOthers, get over it. Most of you know exactly what Mothers is and how much she lies. Some act like Mothers is completely harmless, well as a Mother that knows how high the price is with Iraq, let me tell you Mothers is far from harmless. I have seen people be in tears with some of the things Mothers says referring to how she has 7 children to give to Bush. Ya'll just don't get it, do you really think I'm the only one on pal that has lost a son or daughter in this war? How do you think that makes a parent feel that has lost a child in this war? Do you not think Mothers seemingly harmless words don't cut like a razor to those that have lost or have a loved one in Iraq? To hear the total lack of maternally love in MOthers voice as she calls for even more parents to put their children in harm's way.

All I got to say is just once in a while stop and think before you go off half-cocked, you truly never know anothers pain.

Jay I want to take this time to tell you thank you. Thank you so very much for not bringing my son into this thread. I can say that Jay, you do have some compassion and ty for that.

To those that do now me and have been wonderful support for me I could never, ever thank you enough. The words simply are not there to express my gratitude and I will freely admit I don't know what I would have done without ya'll, thank you.

Ok enough of this, carry on.

Anonymous said...

muse I didn't know about your son and I have no desire to bring him into this conversation. I didn't care about mothers. I'm still waiting for the data you promised on the experiment. I hope your last comment wasn't an attempt to avoid what you promised. You promised results, so we're waiting for them.

Facetious Muse said...

Hmmm,I had that posted before your comment here anony. ~smh~

Anonymous said...

I NOW don't believe a fuckin word you say anyways. By your actions "as of late" I am thinking your maybe 11 or 12? Soooooo, NO, I doubt you had a son ! There, I said what alot of people are thinking. Your looking for a way to twist your behavior to fit back in. Good try, no sale. You don't act like an adult, let alone a mother. Least of all a grieving mother? You actually place below Slutabella now. Using a son and that circumstance for " ATTENTION". You don't like it....do another experiment! bwahhhhhhhhhhh

Facetious Muse said...

Yo, anonyMOUSE like I give a shit what you or those like you think. So tell ya what anonymutt give me your address and I will send you 50 cents so you can call someone that does give a shit what you think. Now why don't you just climb back into that hole you climbed out of and go back to learning how to adapt to society.

So what anonymutt, did I upset you cause I did in fact have results from the experiment? What you couldn't find something I have done to attack so you go for blood and hope what? That I will just go away and allow those as yourself continue harming others? Too bad it isn't going to happen in your lifetime.

Now don't forget to get me your addy so I can send you that 50 cents.

~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~

p.s. AnonyMutt, if you are just saying what so many think, why you hiding for, hmmmm? and twisting to what? impress the likes of you? Last time I checked I am a Contributor and co-admin here at the Rattler so why would I need to fit back in anywhere? Do you ever read what you wrote before you post it? Here's a little hint instead of just hitting publish use the preview button first, btw how have you been Livid?

Anonymous said...

hey muse I heard the last thing that went through your son's mind was his asshole

Anonymous said...

Like I said...they are sociopathic. Muse, I apologize for that scumbag. He/she is the worse kind in our society and the very thing that is wrong with it. That anonymouse has been screwed so many times up the bunghole, they do not know how to act in society.

Hugsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Muse

Just_April1974 said...

If all of you fuckers are so high and mighty, why can't you post your opinions on here using your PalNic's instead of hiding under anonymous post... God damn cowards!! Each person has a reason and a right to their own opinion, as they do to try and use research, common sense, and other means to help others to see those views or to try and change their views, but have the GOD DAMN GUTS TO DO IT AS THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE KNOWN AS, NOT LIKE SOME PUSSY WAITING TO SUCKER-PUNCH SOMEONE OR STAB THEM IN THE BACK BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO DO IT "FACE-TO-FACE!!!" SO FUCK OFF TO ALL OF THE ANONYMOUSES!! <~~ yes, I intended to spell it like that* dog shit eating cowards!

Anonymous said...

Good idea April. We should use our Pal nics
Hey muse, can isa borrow your son's arm?

LordMercifulVoo

Anonymous said...

Muse, no one has to explain SHIT to you. Just like you and your phoney explanation of an experiment.....bwahhhhhhhhhhhh Like you, everyone can say what they want here.......


Anonymous said...
hey muse I heard the last thing that went through your son's mind was his asshole

Anonymous said...

Good idea April. We should use our Pal nics
Hey muse, can isa borrow your son's arm?


Hahahaha come on muse....take the moral high road....let Isa have an arm.....he can't use it anymore. Be a pal to your friend Cuntabella. I don't have to explain fuck shit to you. Don't talk to me about morals bitch. Your as bad as the rest. What's the matter, you can dish it and can't take it??? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Facetious Muse said...
My son died under the lie he would be protecting assholes like that one and for other assholes to sit quitely back? Hope ya'll feel really good about yourselves


Actually I feel just fine, thanks for asking. Now, fact is bitch....your son CHOSE to join the military...no one "forced him".....see how that works. Now what, the world shall bleed for you??? NOT!!!!!!! His choice, shit happens. Now donate an arm to your slutty friend. You can't use it anymore. Why do I say this....cuz Muse, I am not playing your game. You, like stated above, are not a grieving mother. Your not even a mother of a soldier. Your a fuckin fake...looking to redeem your fuck up.

Anonymous said...

Facetious Muse said...
wah, wah, I feel so horrible whatever will I do?

Try visiting a REAL soldier's grave....stop acting like a psycho

Anonymous said...

So, JC is this enough abuse to Muse that you can possibly wipe out anonymous comments? Perhaps you are the one insulting your own contributors to get them to react? I'm just wondering why you allow this abuse to continue?

Just_April1974 said...

Anonymous said...
Muse, no one has to explain SHIT to you. Just like you and your phoney explanation of an experiment.....bwahhhhhhhhhhhh Like you, everyone can say what they want here.......


Anonymous said...
hey muse I heard the last thing that went through your son's mind was his asshole

Anonymous said...

Good idea April. We should use our Pal nics
Hey muse, can isa borrow your son's arm?


Hahahaha come on muse....take the moral high road....let Isa have an arm.....he can't use it anymore. Be a pal to your friend Cuntabella. I don't have to explain fuck shit to you. Don't talk to me about morals bitch. Your as bad as the rest. What's the matter, you can dish it and can't take it??? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Facetious Muse said...
My son died under the lie he would be protecting assholes like that one and for other assholes to sit quitely back? Hope ya'll feel really good about yourselves


Actually I feel just fine, thanks for asking. Now, fact is bitch....your son CHOSE to join the military...no one "forced him".....see how that works. Now what, the world shall bleed for you??? NOT!!!!!!! His choice, shit happens. Now donate an arm to your slutty friend. You can't use it anymore. Why do I say this....cuz Muse, I am not playing your game. You, like stated above, are not a grieving mother. Your not even a mother of a soldier. Your a fuckin fake...looking to redeem your fuck up.

9:57 PM

_______________________________

For the above Chiwawa dick sucking; diarrhea drinking; eaters of rotten, slimey, green elephant after-births; are sick, shallow, evil, sorry bastards! I HOPE that you nut-sack sucking, wanna be's rot in your own feces while suffering the enduring, eternal hell of having held the one person that you loved more than anything, even more than your own sorry assed fucking selves, while they died in your arms and you were completely and utterly helpless to do anything to help them!! YOU BASTARDS DESERVE THAT KIND OF TORMENT! Mean while, while you suffer in agony, my time will come, and I'll be waiting for your sorry yellow, cowardly asses in Hell!!!! Then the real fun will begin... for me at least.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO so April, your saying your going to hell? Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh No your not, there is no such thing you fucwit!

FRisson1 said...

You horrible people just keep getting your rocks off on other peoples pain. You know I hear there is great money working as a contractor for the US Government in some of their off shore prison camps in Eastern Europe. Why waste your talents at trying to torture people for free. You can get off on abusing people and make some fast money at the same time. You would just love those black uniforms, high boots and arm bands.

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Better than flipping burgers like you guys are doing now.

Anonymous said...

FRisson1 said...
You horrible people just keep getting your rocks off on other peoples pain. You know I hear there is great money working as a contractor for the US Government in some of their off shore prison camps in Eastern Europe. Why waste your talents at trying to torture people for free.


Because fuckingfrisstard.....hurting YOU, is sooooooo worth it...I don't need any payment. It's my pleasure :)

Anonymous said...

FRisson1 said... Better than flipping burgers like you guys are doing now.


Sorry you poor, ignoant, old, ugly bitch. I don't flip burgers. I actually don't do shit. bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am "kept". It is so easy, and so lucrative. As I have been for 30 years, I must be damn good huh? I also am not in a tin can on wheels! Have all I need and more. :) Well, got to run and have my wine and cheese by the fireplace now....you run along and throw some newspaper in the gas stove.....lmfao you dumb fuck. YOU are clueless as to who you are talking to. To think, you have had so many hints, your damn near spoon fed by now?

Anonymous said...

ignoant = ignorant

Let me fix that for you friss. Don't want you to engage in any thought process. Over use of your aged brain could cause a stroke :))))

Anonymous said...

This is incredible. PMSL. Listen guys you dont have to insult anonymouses, they insult themselves. Leave them to it. It is too damn funny to see them show how very demented, uneducated, and very simple their minds work. lmao. Its just too funny man!!!

This is the funniest:
YOU are clueless as to who you are talking to. To think, you have had so many hints, your damn near spoon fed by now?

WE KNOW WHO WE ARE TAKING TO, A BUNCH OF RETARDED LAB MONKEY'S!!!!!! KEEP IT UP RETARDS THIS IS HILARIOUS, ESPECIALLY THE DESPERATION....

FRisson1 said...

LMFAO Cause me pain??? You Anon-Y Meece have never caused me pain I have no secrets to expose, nor a son that died in the war. I do have a dead child. His name was Edward Joseph, but we called him "Boo". He was born with a club foot and a hole in his heart and he was a joy for the nine months that he lived. When you stop rolling on the floor laughing about him, start your attacks because nothing you can say will damage my love for that child nor his memory. Is that enough information to fuel the Anon-y-meece hate fire??? You Anon-y-meece always live up to my expectation and keep me laughing.

And by the way a "kept woman" in many circles is considered a Whore......but your being a kept whore, too lazy to accomplish something on your own is no surprise to me. And sweety for 30 years ....jeeze that makes you and old kept whore ...... or has he traded you in on a new model and letting you collect an old whore's pension in the form of alimony, since at your age there isn't much hope catching a second ride with that old sagging body ..... me thinks the bus has already left the depot. he he he he he

Anonymous said...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww friss, your eyes are so green. No, see your so wrong.....Married does not a whore make.......Why should I do anything, when he wishes me not to? Are you that dumb? Take care of him, his homes, needs, etc.....and get evrything I want and need to be the housewife he desires. No stress, no nothing. :) You don't stay this well kept by being saggy and old...like you. That's why YOUR in a can on wheels....and I am off to ride the horses....bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February, off to Greece...enjoy your "orange grove". Alimony???hahahaha why, I handle all the dough baby, and am married...you don't get alimony while married. You dumb twat....seeeeeeee.... never assume. Have no more time for you. I need to get my Gucci orders in from London for February. Maybe i will swing by the Doc's for a little 'touch-up"....hahahaha Oh thats right, you can't go to the Doc's, even with a heart attack..no health care....tsk tsk, so sorry for you! :) NOT!!!!!! If you didn't earn, work, or pay for it...you shouldn't get it. Why do losers like you think the Govt. OWES you???? Amazing, fucking amazing. But I guess you see, you will die thinking that. They don't owe you and you won't get shit from them. YOU should have had a "desire" to work and better yourself and plan for your own future! Maybe you should wheel your house to New Orleans. THEY thought that too!

Anonymous said...

We know about your son friss. It's Muse thats making up shit to cover her fuck-up.

Anonymous said...

Facetious Muse said...
Oh, the wity remarks whatever will I do? Did I say something too close to home for you anonmouse? I'm sorry I swear I wouldn't have used the term crack ho if I'd known your sister was your local crack ho. But I did hear it is a family trade, you could take pride it that. Well that and the fact that your mother is the busiest ho around (I wonder if that could have anything to do with her price of 50 cents a bang?) Always warming to the heart to see a mother pass down her knowledge.

How sad to see Muse HAS dropped as low as Cuntabella? Families now too???

AnonymousPoster said...

uhhh... this IS my palnick...April. Whats the deal about anonymous postings anyway April?

Do you tailor your opinions and responses to whom youre talking to? Do they change based on who is debating them?

My opinions are the same, all the time, no matter WHO I am speaking to.

Get over it already.

Anonymous said...

Let's not divert attention from the original subject matter here, folks.

Facetious Muse insulted someone, all the while claiming she was higher than that, never did it, and chastized others for doing it.

I think shes not as far up on that high horse as she thinks she is.

Muse, you screwed up.

Facetious Muse said...

Frisson, I never knew about your son. Something I think those that haven't lost a child don't know is no matter how you lost them, the pain is great.

I post this for you, April and others that have lost a child with prayers no one else ever has to experience pain so intense

Frisson, all I can say is that you rock and I hope that I one day can have the strength I have been so lucky to see within you.

His Smile

Some called him "little Timmy",
some called him "squint"
His smile was his trademark,
wherever he went.
A room would brighten
when Timmy came in
'cause the first thing you saw,
would be his grin!

A son and brother so precious;
a friend so true!
Whatever he had,
he'd share it with you!
A thought, a deed, a kind
word for a while
But always, oh always,
He'd share 'His Smile'.

Our hearts are breaking,
our thoughts are going wild!
We've lost our friend:
We've lost our child!
"But only for a while,"
I heard Jesus say
"He's been chosen for the
Master's Bouquet!"

Hand selected by Jesus from
this 'garden of life'
Gone to Heaven!-He's
through with this strife!
Why is he gone?
God only knows.
But Oh what a treasure,
A "smiling rose!"

FRisson1 said...

Oh I so adore club ladies,and social debutantes who love to take long lunches with the "girls" talking about their latest vacations, roses, Gucci hand bags and other shallow trivial matters while their brains shrink smaller and smaller. Thank goodness many of us have had a better life, dear.

Unfortunately my father died when I was 19, so as an adult I never lived off a man, like you sweety. I put myself through college and post grad. When I married it was a partnership. He fought in Vietnam and I taught school, continued my education and cared for my children.

My husband wanted to be a journalist so I said "great go do your thing", but I need roots so I became a single mom and joined the corporate world. After 20 years in the corporate world as a Senior Educational Specialist I left the rat race for a non-profit job at 1/4 my corporate salary. I worked until I became ill. I now receive Social Security disability ....which I paid into since I started working when I was 16 years old. I have no house payment so I manage very well.

I volunteer for Food Link, the school lunch program , VA transport, and Housing for the Homeless. So you see dear lady I am too busy to waste my time shopping, I do lunch on Thursday with a wonderful bunch of 1st through 3rd graders, and every other Wednesday I lunch at Sister Ursala's Kitchen with a bunch of great guys who are homeless Vets.

I don't have wine and cheese by the fireplace, since I don't have a fireplace in my new home and I don't drink anyway. The only time I ride horses I ride a a 22 year old quarter horse (named Syble because she is crazy with multiple personalities). Syble and I do line checks to make sure the fences haven't been breached.

You see my dear club lady, I am my own person. I have never had to depend on my husband's or any other man's personality, ideology, intellect, accomplishments, social position, friends, or money to be accepted or to be part of the community. Unlike you dear woman I have my own.

I do enjoy men though most of my best friends are men.

FRisson1 said...

Thanks so Muse that is beautiful. It has been a very long time since we lost our child. The memories never fade but the pain softens, hang in there girl.

Anonymous said...

FRisson1 said..
Unfortunately my father died when I was 19, so as an adult I never lived off a man

I would hope at 19 you were the fuck on your own anyways???? Were you planning on living off Dad in your adult life?

Everyone note****Fuckingfriss is "saving the world" again....and not a pot to piss in.

Anonymous said...

FRisson1 said...
I do enjoy men though most of my best friends are men.

You stated on BOW your best friends were gay men. So, is that to say you have no female best friends....AND....apparently no straight men want you either? LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Seems a lot of what Frisson says contradicts itself.

Frisson, in your ignorance you think that one must either volunteer or be a country club lady (I use the term lady literally). Don't be so stupid to think that people of influence don't volunteer or make a difference in the world. In your prejudice you have become ignorant.

Also, Muse, you have made it clear on prior posts that you don't believe in God, so that little poem doesn't mean anything coming from you.

Anonymous said...

AMEN! To the anon above me....you got that right...to both of them!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Frisson, in your ignorance you think that one must either volunteer or be a country club lady (I use the term lady literally). Don't be so stupid to think that people of influence don't volunteer or make a difference in the world. In your prejudice you have become ignorant.

BINGO, and I hope you choke on it Friss.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Seems a lot of what Frisson says contradicts itself.

Frisson, in your ignorance you think that one must either volunteer or be a country club lady (I use the term lady literally). Don't be so stupid to think that people of influence don't volunteer or make a difference in the world. In your prejudice you have become ignorant.

Also, Muse, you have made it clear on prior posts that you don't believe in God, so that little poem doesn't mean anything coming from you.

9:15 AM


Anonymous said...
AMEN! To the anon above me....you got that right...to both of them!!!!!!!!!

5:20 PM


Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Frisson, in your ignorance you think that one must either volunteer or be a country club lady (I use the term lady literally). Don't be so stupid to think that people of influence don't volunteer or make a difference in the world. In your prejudice you have become ignorant.

BINGO, and I hope you choke on it Friss.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Seems a lot of what Frisson says contradicts itself.



Frisson, in my ignorance I think that one must either volunteer or be a country club lady (I use the term lady literally). Don't be so smart to think that people of the lower class volunteer or make a difference in the world. In my prejudice I have become ignorant.
Also, Muse, you have made it clear on prior posts that you believe in God, so that little poem means everything coming from you.


BINGO, and You better hope I choke on it Friss.

Anonymous said...

Muse, please keep your kids off the blog.

Anonymous said...

Yeah muse, that includes your one armed buddy too

Anonymous said...

Muse, please keep us kids off the blog.

Another Anonymous

anonymouseposter said...

Come on over and view the Lab Monkeys. We have quite a collection!!! We are also in need of good writers, since we rip off other writers articles. We need free thinkers who will contribute to the blogisphere. Please do come over and view our lab monkey collection and comment on our stolen articles. The Rattler can't do this, but we sure can!

Muse, I am sorry that we are such a waste of your precious time. We don't mean to stalk you and make inhumane comments about your family. It probably stems from the fact that we had such horrible upbringings. Or perhaps from voting for George Bush twice. It has caused us to act out of sorts and unstable. I wish you the best Muse and hopefully my fellow anonymous posters will be kind and remember their own frailities.

Peace be with you Madam!

Facetious Muse said...

"Anonymous said... Also, Muse, you have made it clear on prior posts that you don't believe in God, so that little poem doesn't mean anything coming from you."

Keep on saying what you think you know about me.

" Anonymous said...

We know about your son friss. It's Muse thats making up shit to cover her fuck-up. "

Huh? My son was discussed here a yr ago anonymouse. ~smh~

Muse, I apologize for that scumbag.
Thank you, you don't owe me an apologize, you didn't act like a two yr old throwing a hissy fit, but tyvm.

April Thank you, you are always a wonderful friend.


Frisson, you welcome and thank you

AnonymousPoster said...

AGAIN, let us not forget the reason this blog thread has grown so large.

Muse posted a deflamatory piece about another person, only after trying to make herself out to be better than that.. never would do it.. shamed others for doing it.

Muse is a hypocrite and we caught her at her own game. Experiment my ass! lmaooooo

Anonymous said...

AnonymousPoster said...
AGAIN, let us not forget the reason this blog thread has grown so large. Muse posted a deflamatory piece about another person, only after trying to make herself out to be better than that.. never would do it.. shamed others for doing it.
Muse is a hypocrite and we caught her at her own game. Experiment my ass! lmaooooo

Here, here AnonymousPoster...you said it all ! Now she is on the other thread trying to play the "wounded dove". YOU fucked up mucus-muse, so don't try your "holier than thou" attitude with us all again. WE ALL know you now! LMFAO

Facetious Muse said...

I guess originality is NOT a strong point for anonyMouses. Come on now anonyMouses, you got to be more creative than you showing, don't you?

Anonymous said...

How can people be mad at us lab monkeys when we like licking each others arseholes. :)


Monkey Love Ya Gotta Love It

Satarel said...

Holy Shit. They found Hillary with dyed hair. I can see why Bill needed to be Lewinskied.

Now, the question is if THUNDER THIGHS is going to show us her... TITS... or are those windsocks?

classic_chik said...

children's body parts? last thing he saw was his butthole? OH come on guys..........I enjoy the rattler but you have gone too far !
Keep the insults going but can we leave talk about dead children and loved ones out of it?
You guys entertain me alot ....thanks for that but the tension caused by a few on this page, I felt cut deep into a few souls. Let's keep it political, sexual if you want but never soul destroying.
:-)

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