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Monday, December 11, 2006


'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the nation
Friends of Freedom knew it was a special occasion.
Lady Liberty stood taller just off the shore
Her torch shining brighter than a few weeks before

But it wasn't the flame turning her cheeks all rosy
It was thoughts of Snowe, Feingold and Nancy Pelosi
And leaders from every side of the aisle
Who would soon bring the Bill of Rights back into style.

The Amendments had all hurried out of their beds -
Which was no easy task, they were nearly in shreds -
And they rushed to the window on papery feet
As a jolly old man flew right over their street.

"Could it be!?" they inquired as the roof shook and trembled
And they crept toward the mantle, peaceably assembled,
Just as someone emerged from the chimney with flair
In a shiny red suit, with a shock of white hair
And a top hat, and pants all in red, white and blue -
"Wait a minute," the Amendments exclaimed, "Who are you?"
"Don't be frightened my children," he said, "it's no scam.
"You can't have forgotten your old Uncle Sam!"

"Holy crap!" said Free Speech. "Stop right there!" yelled Bear Arms
And Privacy cried "Who shut off the alarms?!"
The Fifth remained silent, but Uncle Sam said
"We've been having some trouble, but Freedom's not dead.

The Amendments were cautious. "It's just been so long
"We've seen Liberty lost, we've seen so much go wrong.
"The President's trying to mangle and warp us,
"The Fourth is in tatters, so's Habeas Corpus!"

The old man sat down - he had had quite a ride -
But he told them "Don't worry, the Law's on our side,
"'Cause the nation's fed up and more people are crying
"For Justice and an end to illegal spying,

And secret abductions by the CIA,
"And laws that would take women's choices away,
"And Gitmo tribunals and secret detention,
"And other intrusions too numerous to mention - "

"Not so fast," said a grinchity voice from above
And Don Rumsfeld pushed past the Fourteenth with a shove.
He was covered in soot and he looked kind of scary.
It seemed like his Christmas had not been so merry.

The Amendments said they weren't happy to see him:
"You tried to throw all of us in the museum!
"You've done so much the Constitution forbids!"
"And I would have gone on, but for you meddling kids!"

Uncle Sam told him "Rummy, your plans just won't do,
"So we've got a brand new timetable for you!"
And as Rumsfeld retired and crept into the night
The Amendments cried out "Have a good secret flight!"

From the distance they heard him reply with a snort.
"Bye-bye, Rummy!" they answered, "we'll see you in court!"
Uncle Sam rode the chimney up out of the room
And, like Frosty, he said "I'll be back again soon."

But they heard him exclaim "Oh, and just one more thing!
"This year, when the holiday bells start to ring,
"Try to honor religion. Honest faith can't be wrong.
"It's America, can't we all just get along?

"So, on Christian," he cried, "Muslim, Hindu, and Jew!
"On Quaker! On Shaker! And Atheist too!
"On Buddhist! On Taoist! And to show we're not chickens
"We'll file a few lawsuits defending the Wiccans!

"Your belief is your right, so get out there and savor it.
"Uncle Sam's not a preacher, and he doesn't play favorites!"
So this holiday season, whatever you do,
Warmest wishes for Freedom, from the ACLU


IsabellaSays said...

lol EXCELLENT ZM !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah " good google job " masterbater@. Slutabella...what is the excellent for? Excellent job googling? Well we know he copy-pasted this...there are no typos..............bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Had he added his "opinion" it would have gone to shit again.

Anonymous said...

Well... it's pretty shitty despite the copy/paste. Nancy Pelosi? The ACLU? lmfao The ACLU is nothing but a communist organization sworn to the destruction of the American government. It doesn't uphold the Constitution, it attempts to undermine it bit by bit. The only non-communists who believe it's a wholesome organization dedicated to American freedom are total morons who don't have a clue by whom and for what purposes the ACLU was founded and created.

The most laughable part though is the reference to Pelosi, who's already made a total ass of herself, embarrassed and divided her party further - and she's yet to be sworn it. I look for her to be as brilliant in HER position as Jocelyn Elder was as Surgeon General!

vacreeper2003 said...

Why can't someone be an excellent googler? I'm sure zombie googles much better than George Bush leads...

...and then there's the question of the anonynuts being excellent at anything at all - well, they do lie well, i.e., "The ACLU is nothing but a communist organization sworn to the destruction of the American government" but that's part of their neonut breeding, so it doesn't count for much.

To that end, if it be the case...EXCELLENT GOOGLING ZOMBIE!!

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhhhh look weepypeepee has alot to say on OTHER PEOPLE's posts. He is just a fucking chicken on his own posts.

vacreeper2003 said...
Why can't someone be an excellent googler?

Fuckcreep, I don't see where anyone said he couldn't be a good googler? In fact, I think the opposite was said. AND......

vacreeper2003 said...
I'm sure zombie googles much better than George Bush leads...

WTF does one have to do with the other? I am sure you shit better than Bush leads> Your point???? Ahhhhhhh that's what i thought...none! We are talking about Masterbater@ here. He has nothing to do with politics. Just dead beat college students, 12.00 per hour salary that lets him buy movies, walking dead people, dangerous friends, worries about "tinkets....ROFLMAO" we haven't figured that one out.....he has alot of shit going on, nothing of any importance, and surely nothing to do with Bush. Then again, neither does this joke of a blog. It use to have to do with politics, now it's just another paltalk joke, as are you inbreed creepy. There are 3 contributors here...JC...who at least tries, the slut...we will leave that there, the walking dead...he lives in his own world, so he don't contribute anything of use. Now as of late...your inbreed dumb fucking ass. All we have learned from you is, your a fucking baby. You say alot of shit on other people's posts..but you can't tolerate another opinion, when YOU say something. So, again, I will state...your a useless fuck too! Just remember, when you divorce your wife, she is STILL your sister. bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fucking ignornant red-neck. Go wipe your weepy peepee creepy

Anonymous said...

Written by zombiemaster:

Walt Whitman spinning in his grave.

It's alright to steal someone else's thoughts, but it's plagiarism when you fail to give credit where it's due.

Here's one link:
3rd post down.

At least Iggy had balls enough to tell his reader that the post came from the ACLU.

Anonymous said...

Mark this week as "steal material week" for the Rattler.

If other blogs stopped publishing, these contributors wouldn't have anything to post.

Anonymous said...

Conservative Think does the same thing. Many blogs do it. Nothing new, move on!

Anonymous said...

Anon, FIRST...we will "move on" when we fucking feel like it. Second who give's a rat's ass what "Conservative Think" does? They are a bore anyways. Now here...JC USED to be, we are hoping he will get his hand off his dick, and get his act back together! As soon as Slutabella closes her legs, we can get down to some serious buisness ! After all, it's been months, she has got to be dry by now? lolllllllllllllllllllllll lolololol lolllllllllllllllllllll lololollllllllllllllllllllllll lolo lol lol lollllllllllllllllllll

Eff25 said...

To some of the various anonymous commenters: Do you ever get bored repeatedly circle jerking with each other? I would have thought your wrists would be tired by now, or your mouths.

Anyway, here's hoping you have a good day.

Anonymous said...

Eff, eff, too? Wrists maybe, but why mouths? Is someone talking here? Funny my speakers are on and I don't hear a sound???

Anonymous said...

Now you have seen it...ZM who IS a registered user on pictat wrote yesterday........

zombiemaster said...
That's It! I give up blogging forever!

5:18 PM

Can we trust your word on that ZM???

Anonymous said...

Opps, though in all fairness....this was in reference to whacko Zulu. I must admit, Zulu is enough to make anyone run!

Facetious Muse said...

Ok, I guess we now have proof on how short the memory is for neo-nuts, which can help explain thier sick need to believe in a liar such as Dubya.

I have sat back reading comments and wondering where in the hell do these people get thier info.

I have read that I recently left the Rattler (which was news to me), I have read there is only 3 authors to the blog and goodness who can keep track of all the misinfo that spews from neo-nuts?

All I want to say is thank you neo-nuts, for proving that anything ya all say needs to be taken with a truck load of salt.

These are the people that thinks it is ok to change the reasons for going into an unprovoked war.
These are the same people that think to question your governement is traitious.

I also do not know why any of them care who writes or doesn't write, since all the authors of the Rattler are either stupid, liars and/or mentality ill, according to the neo-nuts.

Hey, I got a thought, why don't ya all take your own advice and open your own blog. You could call it Neo-Nuts R Us or AnonyMouse, never a better time to be a timid mouse.

~~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~~
~~~~~Smile, it confuses people~~~~~~

Anonymous said...

all the authors of the Rattler are either stupid, liars and/or mentality ill

Hahahahahahaha YOU GOT THAT right. Not all, but I would say 95%. As only 4 have wriiten in "forever"....might I suggest reading back on Zombiemasterbater@'s last month of posts? Better yet read Slutabella's posts from ANYTIME. Along with everything she posts, here, her blog, pictat, isabella the monster blog and many more....l That leaves Ass-clause and you! Roflmao Michele made it clear to YOU, she was done and she has shown that....Even ZM says he is how many left????? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's what I thought. BTW I never approved this war, so don't lump me in with anyone, just because I am anon. Shall I lump YOU with Dumbella just because you both are female and both write for the Rag=Rattler?
Oh yeah, remember what YOU said, facts are not insults if they are facts! bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous said...

facetious muse said: "I also do not know why any of them care who writes or doesn't write, since all the authors of the Rattler are either stupid, liars and/or mentality ill, according to the neo-nuts."

...............muse I don't know if you've noticed, but if you want to read the real writers of this blog, you have to go to another blog and read the original post.

How sad it is that zombie is the only true poster on this blog. At least his cry for help weren't stolen material.

Facetious Muse said...

Not even worth the effort anymore. Using generalaztiions and BS insults.
I only wonder if ya all can't don't read other postings but isa, JC, and zombie or if ya all just live to lie.

No matter, I still wish all a Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays :)

~~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~~
~~~~~Smile, it confuses people~~~~~~

Anonymous said...

Hey, Kenny? pictat nailed you again!

zombiemaster said...
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zombiemaster said...

the last person to nail me was my wife in the bed.