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Saturday, December 23, 2006

BEYOND BELIEF

Is that blood in the water?

Sheikh Yur Buotty: Claus you're an idiot. Islam is the largest religion in the world and you're talking about Christmas

I love it when the turkey trusses himself up, lays on the chopping block ,and hands me the cleaver...

Waiting_for_Godot: Sheikh>>Its not about Numbers>>u Dumb Fuck

Thanks, Godot, I think I got this one.

Sheikh Yur Buotty: Godot he made the statement not me
Sheikh Yur Buotty: Claus has to be the biggest Dumbass on Paltalk ... maybe even the entire internet

Oh no, sir, I could never hope to wear your crown.

Jesus Claus: wait wait wait
Sheikh Yur Buotty: I wonder how isabellah feels about Claus being athiest
Sheikh Yur Buotty: No pussy?
Jesus Claus: Islam isn't the largest religion in the world, you moron
Sheikh Yur Buotty: Claus you dumbass. 2/3rds of the planet is islamic
Jesus Claus: BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Jesus Claus: Xianity is 2 billion, Islam 1.5
Jesus Claus: Look it up, jackass
MosesKnows: christianity has the greatest number of adherents, over 2 billion, islam has over 1 billion muslims.

You know Sheikh is in trouble when fellow wingnuts are peeling off. Pull up, Maverick, PULL UP! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

Sheikh Yur Buotty: wrong Claus
Jesus Claus: Look it up, then
Sheikh Yur Buotty: You look it up Claus. I'm not doing YOUR
Jesus Claus: Ok, looking...done
Jesus Claus: You're an idiot
Jesus Claus: Does anyone else want in on this bet, who has more adherents, christianity or islam?
Jesus Claus: I want the maximum amount of humiliation for Sheikh

And now...drumroll please...and the winner is...!

http://www.religioustolerance.org/worldrel.htm
http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html

Based on many surveys of religious beliefs from encyclopedias, etc, Christianity is #1 with approximately 2.1 billion adherents, with Islam #2 with approximately 1.3 billion:


Ooo, so sorry, dumbass, not this time. Was there ever any doubt? Some days I wonder if there will be any conservative idiocy left to write about. I guess I just have to have faith, huh?

JC

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is JC in some sort of dream world where he believes everyone on Paltalk reads his little blog? Why is he talking to this guy in his post when chances are, he's not reading it?

btw the guy DID raise a good question. How DOES isabellah feel about your atheism? OR How do YOU feel about isabellah's religious beliefs?

(expecting the usual non response)

Jesus Claus said...

How do we feel about each other's beliefs? She thinks you're idiots. I agree with her. We don't care if other people don't share our beliefs, and we don't look for people to be straitjacketed by our ideas or wag our finger at what other people choose to do. (Which, on the subject of religious hypocrisy, brings to mind your ideological brother, Pastor Ted Haggard, who sowed division over sexual orientation as he snorted crystal meth off a gay hooker's ass)

Liberals are not just tolerant, we are open and accepting of differences. Don't worry about it. You're a conservative. You wouldn't understand.

JC

Anonymous said...

Obviously the previous anonymouse had time to read the blog!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA DUMB BIATCH!

IsabellaSays said...

jesus is right, we think you're all idiots lol
before i ever talked to jesus i used to be a devout catholic, church 4 times a week, and i volunteered in every single event our church had, i even shined the candlesticks in the church chapel twice a week, as well as the statues of all the saints. it was reassuring to know by my works i would go to heaven for sure, leave all this mess behind .. then i met jesus.. over a few private chats i learned different. now i go to bars, i smoke cigarettes, i'll use a local corner now and then if i need an extra buck or two. ahhhhh yes, this is the life! .. hell i even swear here and there now, whereas before jesus claus i didn't even utter a peep! he has LIBERATED ME! he has show me FREEDOM!!! he helped me discover DEMOCRACY!!! ... I'm so thankful jesus came into my virtual life :)
jesus is the best!!

Anonymous said...

IsabellaSays said...
jesus is right, we think you're all idiots lol

Here's the thing DUMBELLA, You and JC think everyone else is an idiot. Now everyone on pal thinks the both of you are the idiots. So, I guess majority should tell you something. When everyone is wrong and you think your the only one that's right....duhhhhhhhhhhh

IsabellaSays said...
hell i even swear here and there now, whereas before jesus claus i didn't even utter a peep!

Bullshit, I knew you when you were a supposed Diva, before JC....you had the filthiest mouth of a woman I ever heard...don't blame JC, you were always a pig!


You swear here and there??? You can't complete a sentence without cursing like a sailor!! What's this here and there. WE ALL have seen your posts. You foul-mouthed biatch....bwahhhhhhhh


he has LIBERATED ME! he has show me FREEDOM!!! he helped me discover DEMOCRACY!!!

hahahahaha He helped you discover something alright....cyber masterbation....that's all you discovered. As for Democracy...you don't know shite about it. Your just a horny, unemployed, housewife with no life. But hey, good for ya. Rick don't do it for you, but old JC on the monitor does, huh? That's actually a good thing. Keeps you off the streets away from the rest of us. Guess that one good arm still is effective. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Anonymous said...

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA .... Now THAT was good !!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IsabellaSays said...

actually, i forgot to mention... i was also trying to decide on becoming a nun... course that was before i met the evil jesus claus... but jesus told me has a MANSION!!! i couldn't resist him!!

(i love rich guys)

zombiemaster said...
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SocialIssuesComplainer said...

See what Geezus Claws REALLY thinks of isabellah @ www.isabellahthemonster.blogspot.com

FRisson1 said...

Isabellah you are just wasting your time trying satirical humor on the Neonuts, they are devoid of a sense of humor. Talking to Neonuts is kind of like a guy pissing against the wind no matter how hard you try the useless piss always comes back at ya........ LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Frisson I've seen your profile pic, you must have a sense of humor because you sure ain't got anything else

Anonymous said...

Frisson I am sorry I am such an ass sometimes. That comment was totally uncalled for. My sense of humor is really lacking lately. I guess it is the people I hang around with, it is easy to fall into the crowd and act juvenile. I am sorry if I offended you in anyway. Perhaps I need to look in the mirror and see the ugly person in this situation.

Anonymous said...

No Frisson I actually meant to say you're an ugly cow. Because you ARE. And an OLD one at that.

Anonymous said...

Yet, I am a way uglier fat cow than you Frisson. Sorry for the interupted text, I am having problems with my connection. So, my responses are fragmented in the most inappropriate moments. I am so ugly when I look out the window, I got arrested for mooning. I'm so ugly my mom had to get drunk to breast feed me. It really sucks to go the beautician's, it takes them 12 hours just to give me a quote. Anyways, please forgive me, I just can't seem to get this internet blogging right or the way I treat others.

Anonymous said...

No, anon...you had it "right" in the first place! LMAO

Anonymous said...

Do not encourage my naughty behavior! I am a bully and I need to learn my lesson!

IsabellaSays said...

thank you friss.. i'm beginning to see that lol

Anonymous said...

Isabella, you're "beginning" to see that??? Took you long enough.
Hope the New Year makes you speedier. :)

Another Anonymous

Anonymous said...

isabellah is obviously posting anonymous and is stupid enough to think it's working ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

isabellah spend all Christmas day on Paltalk. What a LOSER. Her husband must have broke her other arm and kicked her out of the trailer ... BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ... LOLOLOLOLOLOL .... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ... LOLOLOLOLOLOL .... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ... LOLOLOLOLOLOL .... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO









BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ... LOLOLOLOLOLOL .... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ... LOLOLOLOLOLOL .... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HEY FUCKTARD! YOU ARE A OBSESSIVE DICKSUCKER! YOU THINK EVERYONE IS ISABELLAH,ZM OR WHO WAS IT LAST WEEK MUSE OR VOX????

GO SUCK SOME MORE PRICKS YA PENISBREATH BASTARD! SUCK THIS. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M A FUCKTARD I'M A FUCKTARD
I'M ANONYMOUSE FUCTARD HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Facetious Muse said...

Why even try to explain anything about fairness and acceptance to neo-nuts they can not ever understand that open minds and open hearts are much more vaulable than hate filled bs anyday.

Jay156 said...

Jesus Claus: Oh Isabellah, you suck a mean cyber dick...make me cum again you little whore

Isabellah: Yeah Claus...I so enjoy invading my twat with my crust infested dildo while you describe that pimple that's boiling over on your nutsack

Jesus Claus: Let's never part ways my dearest Isa...Please leave Rick and be with me forever.

Isabellah: Are you fucking crazy?

Jesus Claus: What do you mean?

Isabellah: Rick may be 400 lbs. He may be the ugliest fucker on this planet. He may even smell like the underside of a trucker's nutsack...but he has a job Claus, and he doesnt live with his mother.

Jesus Claus: Oh I see, he's more man than me because I live with my mommy?

Isabellah: Well that, and he doesn't tuck his penis between his legs and check himself out in the mirror.

Jesus Claus: You told me you liked that...You said you liked it when I was being your "naughty little skank bitch."

Isabellah: It was entertaining...but, I have to level with you. I am tipping the scales at 280. I can't live on your diet of taco bell sauce packets and generic mac and cheese. A big bitch like me needs food. And your job at the comic book store just aint gonna cut it....

In honor of Gerald Ford's passing, I thought I would share with all of you just a little bit of what the vile neonuts have uncovered while spying on our two favorite lib shitstains....more to come

Jay156 said...

Wow, just took a little stroll into the 2 Way room....I saw something odd...Claus with a hat?

A few months back this same Claus joined a private paltalk chat session where he was totally outraged over the prospect of me getting a hat in the room he frequented. He was livid that someone that didn't think like he does would dare be given an opportunity to share the forum..."Jay is nothing but a trouble maker...he, Virginia, and S LINK, are worthless."

A couple of months have passed and now you're snuggling up to Link and adminning in 2Way? You're laughable Claus

Anonymous said...

JAYS JACKING OFF TO ISA AND JC FANTASIES....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

JAY JUST GO ON AND ASK IF YOU CAN JOIN IN. THIS PETTY MAKING UP YOUR FANTASIES BULLSHIT WILL GET YOU NO WHERE. ENVY WILL TURN YOUR PENIS GREEN

Facetious Muse said...

Jay, get your facts straight. JC was one of the few admins in Banned that didn't have a huge problem with you admining or Virginia. Althrough JC disagreed with your views, he was and still is for total freedom of expression and speech.

What got you to not be an admin was your desire to censor the rooms policy of free speech and to banned certain people from even entering the room.

I got to ask Jay, did you forget I was the room owner of that room before you made your comment about it?

Now go ahead Jay and cronies, attack away.

~~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~~

Jay156 said...

muse,

Your memory is as bad as your writing. Claus about blew out both testicles when you told him about the admin deal. Is your pathetic little life so shameful that you feel the need to to lie every second of the day? This is the same bitch that spent an hour telling me how much she wanted me to admin in her room, and how much she wanted to take down 2Way....Next night, she had never said that, and was the darling of her troop of helmet wearing retards once again.

Claus brings down any room he's a part of because he's an angry, talentless little prick. Liberals full of piss and vinegar are a dime a dozen.

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