YOUR 3RD GRADE ENGLISH TEACHER MUST BE MORTIFIED

So, Vic Fucktardi just got off of the mic, and it was more embarrassing than usual this time. In trying to read from some WaPo story, Vic actually said the following:

"...she thinks that Dick Cheney is mellovent..."

She thinks that Dick Cheney is what? Mallomars? Methuselah? What the fuck, Vic, you've never seen the word "malevolent," before? Damn, that education system down in Alabama must be crackerjack, baby. I don't suppose it matters much, since Vic's job digging sludge out of sewer pipes doesn't require much reading ability. I mean, it would be nice if someone who spent so much time talking and typing on PT would raise their own personal standards just a bit. Oh well, I guess Vic wasted all the time he could have spent getting educated sheep fucking. Oddly enough, not an unusual situation for Alabama.

JC