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Friday, February 24, 2006

LOGIC DEFEATS MOSESKNOWS IN 1ST ROUND KO

MK came out swinging with his newly devised analysis of the Iraq situation. Before the invasion, he was gung ho about, "exporting democracy," to establish a "liberal, secular, and western-friendly democracy in the Middle East." That was then. Now, MK apparently welcomes a bloody civil conflict:

desovador: iraq must NOT slide into civil war
MosesKnows: desovador - why not a civil war?
MosesKnows: desovador - if they can't come to live together under a constitution then a civil war is the way to settle things.
Jesus Claus: settle things?
Jesus Claus: what the hairy fuck are you talking about, MK?
desovador: mses, you WANT civil war?
Jesus Claus: A country in a full scale civil war with foreign Al Qaida terrorists in it is a threat to US national security
MosesKnows: desovador - lol..are you under the impression that if the coalition leaves iraq the shiite, sunni, and kurds will embrace each other.
Jesus Claus: I cannot imagine how you can be so sanguine about this
mistymay: out of the invasion of Iraq, has permitted Iran to grow stronger and become a large problem to the world

At this point, Moses took the mic. He was giggly, and didn't seem to have the stomach for this argument. So naturally, I was forced to harrass him in text:

Jesus Claus: you were wrong
Jesus Claus: we were right
Jesus Claus: that is all
Jesus Claus: no, you were wrong
Jesus Claus: we told you it could not work
Jesus Claus: and we were right
Jesus Claus: we told you it was not possible to export freedom with arms
Jesus Claus: and you were wrong
Jesus Claus: we were right
Jesus Claus: we told you it would be a civil war
Jesus Claus: i predicted no outcome
Jesus Claus: I told you what would happen DURING the war
Jesus Claus: you were wrong
Jesus Claus: we were right
Jesus Claus: try to focus
Jesus Claus: you were wrong
Jesus Claus: we were right
Jesus Claus: stop your giggling
Jewel 41: i predicted the possibilty of a civil war....bush is an idiot...
Jesus Claus: you were wrong
Jesus Claus: we were right
Jesus Claus: you were wrong
Jesus Claus: we were right
Jesus Claus: you are trying to change the subject
Jesus Claus: and that is understandable
Jesus Claus: because you were wrong
Jesus Claus: and it is time for you to admit it
desovador: moses now blames the "media"
desovador: just like the pigtagon
Jesus Claus: stop trying to shift blame
Jesus Claus: stop being a weasal
Jesus Claus: accept responsibility
dystopia302006: lol sorry moses
Jesus Claus: you were wrong
Jesus Claus: we were right
Jesus Claus: he said a lot of empty words
Jesus Claus: but he didn't tell the truth
Jesus Claus: he was wrong
Jesus Claus: and it hurts to admit
Jesus Claus: but he should do it
MosesKnows: i said i favor a civil war at this point...
MosesKnows: was i not clear

No, you were very clear. You want a civil war, damn the consequences for the US.

Jesus Claus: he is too dumb to realize how foolish he sounds
Jesus Claus: do you live in America?
MosesKnows: futher violence in the middle east....hark..how terrible
Jesus Claus: do you not care about the risk to our safety allowing Al Qaida to function in Iraq will cause?
Jesus Claus: your analyzing skills are pathetic, MK
Jesus Claus: you seem afraid of the implications of your ideas
Jesus Claus: you favor a civil war
Jesus Claus: and yet a civil war puts the US in danger
Jesus Claus: do you not care about putting the US in danger?
MosesKnows: maybe america should try to help iraq avoid a civil war....

Just a second, there, buddy. First you say you welcome a civil war, and a few seconds later, you say we should try to prevent it?

Jesus Claus: MK, are you saying you don't care about the safety of the US?
Jesus Claus: wait wait wait
MosesKnows: lol..the last 3 years...how about the last 300 years
Jesus Claus: you just said you favored a civil war
Jesus Claus: are you now saying you do not favor a civil war?
Jesus Claus: which is it, MK?
Jesus Claus: do you favor it or not?
Jesus Claus: should we try to stop it, or let it happen?
Jesus Claus: what is your answer?
Jesus Claus: are you not going to answer?
Jesus Claus: MK, do you not understand the question?
Jesus Claus: MK, I will take your lack of response as a concession

I think at that point, MK had taken a few straight rights to the forehead, he had a bleeding cut over one eye, and his legs were like noodles. It only took the above few questions to knock him out of the fight. Too bad, MosesKnows, you coulda been a contenduh...

JC

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