STANGS-SWANG SWING SWANG SWUNG

Now hear this: Now hear this:

Stangs-Swang waxes eloquent on the philosophy of education. Bores PT room into complete silence. Stangs-Swang Swings. Strike 1!

Stangs-Swang elucidates on why American colleges and universities are the "best in the world." From what premise does he reach his conclusion? Ignorance!! Yes, ignorance! Turns out Stangs-Swang knows LITTLE TO NOTHING about colleges and universities in other nations and uses that deplorable lack of enlightenment to make an official proclamation. Stangs-Swang swang. Strike 2!

Stangs-Swang goes public as being highly educated with a veritable alphabet soup suffix added to his name, you know, something like Stangs-Swang, BS, MBS, PhBS, then proceeded to demonstate his powerful grip on nirvana by accusing liberals of being uneducated, and by verbally assailing Carmen implying her education "at West Virginy University" was somehow lacking compared to his own larger-than-life consciousness. Carmen reminded us that Stangs appears wholly unfamiliar with the fact that liberals are typically more educated than neocons, but more importantly, we can unequivocally conclude that Stangs-Swang swung. Strike 3!

Swing, Swung Stangs-Swang, and another GOP lackey bobble-heads his way back to the bench smitten by his own neocon hijinks.

That is all.

vacreeper2003