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Thursday, September 06, 2007

My apologies to some here and in PalTalk

I sincerely give empathetic apologies to your apparently crack-headed bases for making false characterizations about me, thus proven by your inabilities at nuance, logic, beyond an infant's, and being unable to not assert a god like knowledge and certainty about everything. Universe forbid you say "I don't know," or use a qualifier. Sorry, too, that your obfuscatory babbles haven't worked.

Oh, and I missed you Zombie. Have you gotten SIP to comment on how I've "ruined" the Rattler yet? I don't really want to be known for that, but, hell, it is kind of nice to see my name in print.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eff, who the heck are you speaking to in that first paragraph?

Do members of your family scratch their heads when you speak? Geez, man, you try to use the whole dictionary in one sentence.

Anonymous said...

Im not sure what was being said either... but really, who cares!

zombiemaster said...

Eff- your nothing but a 2nd rate me when you write on this blog. Quit stealing my style and get your own.

Eff25 said...

The first anonymous asks a ridiculous question which was already answered in this blog post's title (if I wanted to name all persons, and could remember every name, I would), and then uses mild sarcasm on me to call me pedantic because I said obfuscatory. Or did the word nuance throw you for a loop?

Zombie calls me a theif of his stuff. Zombie, I can't speak for coincidence, but please believe that I would never knowingly steal your stuff. Oh, and thanks for calling me 2nd rate; better than 3rd or worse.

Anonymous said...

Eff, oh please!!! Why would nuance or obfuscatory throw me for a loop? That comment is about your high-mindedness and nothing more than your feeling of self-importance in your contributions to this or any other blog or chat.

Yes, I was being sarcastic. How perspicacious of you to recognize it! Anyway, why would you mind? I should think you would mind only if you want to be perceived as a light in the forest for those you consider mental midgets. How generous of you! :)

Eff25 said...

Eff, oh please!!! Why would nuance or obfuscatory throw me for a loop? That comment is about your high-mindedness and nothing more than your feeling of self-importance in your contributions to this or any other blog or chat.

Yes, I was being sarcastic. How perspicacious of you to recognize it! Anyway, why would you mind? I should think you would mind only if you want to be perceived as a light in the forest for those you consider mental midgets. How generous of you! :)

1:11 PM

Actually, I don't have as high of a view of my contributions as it seems, but I do have a certainty about how asinine some of the responses here and elsewhere to my contributions, not only what's been said here, are.

Eff25 said...

And how false some of the responses are.

Anonymous said...

prolix

Anonymous said...

"Actually, I don't have as high of a view of my contributions as it seems, but I do have a certainty about how asinine some of the responses here and elsewhere to my contributions, not only what's been said here, are."

Huh?? You must have been drinking when you wrote that! Move that "are" into it's correct grammatical position.

I thought "asinine" comments were the real reasons to even have a blog. Aren't they? That goes for the contributors as well as the respondents.

zipperdedoodah said...

Zombiemamster is deluding himself if he thinks that his writing style is similar to Eff25. He only wishes it was !

FRisson1 said...

I so agree zipperdedoodah. Delusions of Grandeur come to mind ....lol.

Eff25 don't let the turkeys get ya down ..... and thanks for your contributions to the Rattler.

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