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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

WINGNUT LIE #4,535,678

LOL!!1! PWNED!!11!oneoneone

What a fool Buttlogic is. And what a fool he must think we are. Take a look at his latest lie:

Governor Brutelogic: Kerry = "American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children"........... disgusting
Governor Brutelogic: Kerry..............Anti Military.....wow, no big change
stevedtrm: BRUTE LOGIC HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT ?
Governor Brutelogic: Steve......yes
stevedtrm: BRUTE CAN U SHOW ME WHERE HE SAYS THAT ?
stevedtrm: I HATE KERRY TOO U SEE
stevedtrm: WANNA BE ABLE TO QUOTE THAT
Governor Brutelogic: Steve......its all over......wow, lol
stevedtrm: UMM BRUTE
Governor Brutelogic: steve......... http://www.townhall.com/blogs/c-log/BPhillips/story/2005/12/05/177835.html
Governor Brutelogic: Steve........was an interview with kerry
Governor Brutelogic: steve......oh, those are Kerrys WORDS........fact
stevedtrm: brute would you repeat the quote with 5 words before ?
stevedtrm: BRUTE..... PLS REPEAT THE QUOTE WITH THE PRECEDNING 5 WORDS
Governor Brutelogic: Steve........ck the site.......the entire commie stuff is there
stevedtrm: I HAVE BRUTE
stevedtrm: NOW IM ASKING YOU TO REPEAT THE QUOTE
stevedtrm: WITHT EH PRECEDING 5 WORDS
stevedtrm: THE
stevedtrm: BRUTE U HEAR ME ?
Governor Brutelogic: Steve......no, this is font......not actual voice
stevedtrm: BRUTE WHATS FONT GOT TO DO WITH REPEATING THE QUOTE ?
Governor Brutelogic: Steve.......the entire speel is on the website
stevedtrm: BRUTE, YES AND WILL U PELASE COPY AND PASTE THE SAME STATEMENT U POSTED BEFORE WITH THE PRECEDING 5 WORDS?
Governor Brutelogic: stevy.....lol, I seen Kerry say it myself.........commie stuff
Barsallameuth: WOW BRUTE YOU HAVE OBTAINED A TITLE WORTHY OF YOUR INCESSANT DRONE OF BULLSHIT AND STUPIDITY...LOL
stevedtrm: Brute then why wont u repeat the same words he said with the previous 5 words
Barsallameuth: LOL STEVE, BRUTE CANT COUT PAST 3
stevedtrm: BRUTE... SO LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT U REFUSE TO COPY AND PASTE THE SAME SATEMENT WITH THE PREVIOUS FIVE WORDS?
Governor Brutelogic: mounds bar..... wow, very original.
Governor Brutelogic: Steve.......sorry, its all there........end this convo
stevedtrm: A SIMPLE YES WILL END THE CONVO BRUTE
stevedtrm: BRUTE WILL YOU REPEAT THE SAME STATEMENT U ALREADY QUOTED?

Now, stevetrm just spent a good ten minutes blowing Buttlogic out of the water. The actual quote, with opening restored, is as follows:

John Kerry: And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children

The full quote has the exact opposite meaning of what Buttlogic was trying to imply. Far from endorsing those actions, Kerry was explicitly arguing against them. Dammit, Brute, this is the fucking Internet! Did you really think we wouldn't be able to prove you wrong faster than your last sexual experience? What would possess you to doctor that quote and try to parade past us like Bugs Bunny in drag? We're not dumb enough to fall in love with you like Elmer Fudd, and we're damn sure not going to accept as fact some bilge you trawled out of Townhall.com. Go try to sell that shit to Bush HQ. We ain't buying.

Kudos go to stevetrm for seeing the lie almost instantaneously and finding the actual quote within 5 minutes. Listen, Buttlogic, I know your side is beginning to panic now that Republicans are actually pleading out and starting to rat out their cronies. But that's no excuse for this kind of sloppiness. The people who paid Armstrong Williams, Maggie Gallagher, and those Iraqi journalists to publish propaganda expect more out of you than this paltry display. If there were a Patron Satisfaction Card for your work here, you'd be getting very low marks from me.

JC

PS - Fun Fact! The letters in Brutelogic can be rearranged to spell Bigot Ulcer! Try it for yourself!

1 comments:

ononotagain said...

patron satisfaction card: this article scores a 9! Every now and then, an absolute nugget is uncovered. Brute has to be up there with the best of the Darwin award recipients. BLOODY GOOD WORK!

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