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Friday, March 10, 2006

SHE'S GOTTA HAVE IT

Can any Bushbot renounce their Fearless Leader? We put the theory to the test this morning in RAAZ's Mainstream Politics room (not to be confused with the ten thousand other iterations of MSP over the years...). As most of the denizens of the room stretched out and sunned themselves on virtual rocks, OhSoozanna was determined to prove us wrong about Bushbots.

I finished up on mic by telling Sooz and the other wingnut hyenas in the pack that Bush backers were compelled to back Bush in all things and on all topics. I wonder if Bush intentionally flip flops from one position to its polar opposite just to revel as his followers howl and twitch with the cognitive dissonance.

Sooz was no different. She took the mic, and immediately began complaining that the evil Libs were always making assumptions about what wingnuts believe. So I asked her, very simply:

"Tell us one thing you think Bush has gotten wrong, Sooz."

Panic. She knows she's caught. She complains more, but the room is giggling now.

"Listen, there are plenty of things I disagree with Bush on..."
"So, name one. Tell us one thing."
"Well, um...I didn't like Clinton either..."

Oh, man, here we go again. Give a wingnut a little leeway and they immediately pull out the Clinton Penis and start sucking. We expected better of you, OhSoozanna. Hell, who are we kidding. This is exactly what we expected of you.

JC

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