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Wednesday, November 15, 2006


LordMercifulVoo: Give me an I!
LordMercifulVoo: Give me an S.
LordMercifulVoo: Give me an R
LordMercifulVoo: Give me an E
LordMercifulVoo: Give me an A
LordMercifulVoo: Give me an L!

I am usually pathological about spelling myself, but normally I cut people some slack in a chat room. After all, New Zealand has officially decided to accept txtspk (roflmao, lol, brb, afk, u, l8r) on school exams.

I suppose it's a good thing the paralegals and secretaries are there to type up your motions and depos, Voo. All I can say is, if you're going to mock people with sarcastic cheerleading chants, you'll look like less of a dumbass if you spell the word right.



Eff25 said...

Call me Ismael

But don't call me late for dinner.

Eff25 said...

Or is it Ishmael? Sorry, I keep thinking I pressed keys I apparently didn't.

Anonymous said...

I call you a fool... actually. Speaking of which, isn't Voo Isabellah's "sugar pie"? He sure used to be. Have you seen her most recent photo? (eff, does eff stand for effeminate? Just curious and if you're faint of heart, you might not want to look at photos of Gagabellah.)

Eff25 said...

Eff is based on the pronunciation of the Letter F and the 25 was my age at the time of adopting the name.

Eff25 said...

I'm going to put this into a language even you can understand.

You are a simple minded piece of garbage and I am better than you on my worst day and your best.

Now, if there's too much nuance in that statement, let me know.

Anonymous said...

I thought Claus and JC were buds? What happened in paradise?


Anonymous said...

Aw, c'mon effeminate25! Here's to you as good as you are and here's to me as bad as I am, but as as bad as I am and as good as you are, I'm as good as you are as bad as I am. And don't you ever forget it, you pissant. You are NOTHING special, you little needle dick and your last post just proved it.

Anonymous said...


Eff, your turn!!! lol

Michelle said...

When Insults Had Class

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain

"He has no enemies , but is intensely disliked by his friends."
Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
Winston Churchill, in response

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy."
Walter Kerr

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
Jack E. Leonard

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
Robert Redford

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
Thomas Brackett Reed

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."
James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
Billy Wilder

Eff25 said...

You know what, I am going to be honest with you, I really am not very good, perhaps not at all, at games of wit. Whether or not you are better at them than me, or just good in general, I can not say. But your real, and major, victory is in dragging me down to your level. I am bored with fighting you and no longer care about who wins these spitting contests.

The only fact I need to remember is that I demonstrate a far more amiable personality than you ever have. No matter how clever your mocking; how childish your insults, you cannot change that fact. When or lose an argument I am still better than you.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ effiminate25.

I thought his writings were but never thought about the name! Cute!