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Thursday, November 30, 2006

MY GREATEST MOMENT

I love my bill collection job. Today, a deadbeat said he wanted to "beat my ass" for calling him at 8 in the morning. According to him, he works 3rd shift and had just gone to bed. I explained that I was well within my rights to call him. He continued to berate me. After he hung up, I contacted my supervisor and registered a complaint against him. Very soon, the police will be knocking on his door and his family won't be having such a merry christmas (LOL).

Now, to all the deadbeats out there, this is the last time I say this: The money you are spending on your greedy kids is OUR money. The money you owe us for your loans. Got it? Good. Now, pay us or come the new year you will be crying the blues when we take your taxes and work wages.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does this idiot think all the people who owe money are reading his post on this blog? zombie are you in a contest with isabellah to see who can be the biggest dumbass?

Anonymous said...

ok, now THAT was funny. getting your ass reamed by someone on the phone was your finest hour, your greatest moment? most of us think of the day we were married, the birth of a child, something we've done to make a difference in the world, but not you because you are a little insignificant worm. your wife must be so proud of you! lmao!!!

do you think you're talking to a bunch of gullible teenagers here? you whined to your pimply-faced 23-year-old supervisor about someone yelling at you on the phone and we're supposed to believe that because you registered a complaint someone's going to be arrested for something that ISN'T against the law? and even if it WERE true, fuckwad, then you'd be the deadbeat for wasting OUR money. the police have better things to do than hold your hand every time you piss your diaper cuz someone scares you on the phone. if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen, go back to school, get a decent job, learn how to spell, stop being such a jerkoff joke and by the way always remember: You ARE the scum of the earth. You're a pathetic little NOTHING and the more you post, the more you confirm it. now - go rub your pathetic little pecker against whatever pathetic little thing you can find, you liar.

Anonymous said...

That IS true, he does get dumbier everytime he posts? Duhhhhhhhhhhh here zombiemasterbate...let us help...YOU call someone on their phone. They scream and cuss, TOUGH SHIT! There is no law there ! You fuckwit....

Anonymous said...

Gotta love it...look at the title of this blog......

The Rattler
the stupid! IT BURNS US!

Yet 95% of it's own contributors are who......."THE STUPID" ROFLMFAO

Anonymous said...

That's why they're all FLAMING idiots, because the stupid is burning them up!

Hark! Wait a moment. Someone's at my door... OMG! It's the police! Good morning, officer, how can I help you?

zombiemasterbater© registered a complaint against me with his 23-year-old, pimply-faced supervisor for calling him a pathetic little worm, a lying crusty panty-sniffing maggot; and a flaming fuckwad? Am I under arrest, officer? Officer, could you please stop laughing for a minute? Officer, you might not want to roll around on my front porch laughing like that - I haven't swept it yet this morning... Officer? Officer?

Anonymous said...

It is a federal crime to say you will harm someone while they are in the middle of performing the duties at work. That guy was way out of line.

Good work ,Zombie!

Jay156 said...

I wish he would have ripped your nutsack off and shoved them down your pathetic fucking throat....but then again, its hard to choke on tic tacs

Anonymous said...

ROFLMFAO and that is a big ^5 for jay! Good one! lol

Anonymous said...

Please cite the Federal statute, moron. Berating a scum sucking bill collector isn't against ANY law. Furthermore, saying, "I'd like to kick your ass" or "I want to kick your ass." IS NOT against the law, idiot. It's the expression of a desire, not a threat.

jay, there is NO sack to rip off. This pathetic worm is dickless and ball-less. Why do you think he swoons over sniffing panties?

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ tic tacs

^5

vacreeper2003 said...

jay156 should check out his daddy's death certificate...no doubt it says something about tic tacs!

Anonymous said...

Out of the mouth of someone who's nic is "creeper" ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO

vacreeper2003 said...

If anonymous knew American history - vacreeper (virginia creeper in case you're wondering) would have meaning; but in the world of the uneducated anonynut....

Anonymous said...

Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh creeper, even slutabella, on her worst day, can figure out VA= Virginia.lolllllllllllllllllllllll Take your pick dumbass, your a two engine steam train, or a toxic vine? lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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lolllllllllllllllll FFS
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vacreeper2003 said...

How clever of you anonynut, to figure out what va is short for.

By-the-way, oh inbred one, vacreeper-the-vine isn't toxic, nor is it historically significant. You got my nic wrong on both counts, you ignoramus, but nobody should be surprised that an uneducated dolt like you would. What a loser bitch you are - you're about as amuzing as a turd in a punch bowl. lollllollolololololollllllllllllllllllllllololololololooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooololollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllolololololololololololllllllllllllllllolol that, you homunculus.

Anonymous said...

Well "shit for brains creeper"....as you know best...I guess you better tell the USDA that. They beg to differ with your dumbass bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Given the "history" of the knowledge level of contributors of this blog, think I will go with the USDA lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
lollllll
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http://plants.usda.gov/plantguide/doc/pg_paqu2.doc




VIRGINIA CREEPER
Parthenocissus quinquefolia (L.) Planch.
Plant Symbol = PAQU2

Contributed by: USDA NRCS National Plant Data Center


Warning: Virginia creeper berries are highly toxic to humans and may be fatal if eaten. Its sap can also cause skin irritation in some people.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMFAO Ahhhhhhhhh fuckcreeper wants to "nitpick" vine, vs fruit vs plant. Feel free to eat and roll around in it...dipshit. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I also would rather go along with the USDA. I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOU DO....

http://www.fcps.k12.va.us/StratfordLandingES/Ecology/mpages/virginia_creeper.htm

In keeping with the "high standards" of this blog lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
ffs lollllllllllllllllllllllllffs
kisses bastards looks charming doesn't it slutabella

vacreeper2003 said...

You'd be dumb enough to eat the berries anonynut! Pat yourself on the back for preventing an accident.

But you missed the point - that has nothing to do with the historical significance of vacreeper - let me give you a clue...you won't find it on the USDA website, oh inbred one.

Learn your history, shit-for-brains!

Anonymous said...

vacreeper2003 said...
But you missed the point -

NO VACREEPIER, YOU missed the point-

WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK....ROFLMAO Your as useless as "tits on a bull"

Anonymous said...

LMAO go figure Vacreep is calling someone "inbred" ? Hey Creep...YOUR the fucking (Virginia lover) here.....Talk about your inbreds! You do know if you get a divorce, they are STILL your sibling, right? hahaha Get your fat ass down in the mines where you belong! Maybe you can open for them, after Christmas shut down??

Anonymous said...

Does it pay at least $12.00 an hour? That's the going rate considered a "good job" by the "staff" here. hehehehe That's probably "top dollar" down in Virginia huh? Much higher and they would have to make you "salary"

vacreeper2003 said...

Anonynut said....

"Out of the mouth of someone who's nic is "creeper" ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO"

1)Anonynut brought up the issue of nics!

2)Anonynut obviously doesn't know what the significance of my nic - even after some apparent concern about it - taken out of context and rolling about the floor laughing - there must be some concern to put that much effort into deriding a nic it doesn't have a clue about.

3)Who said I'm a Virginian, oh inbred one? Once again, you make a fool of yourself by blathering about something you have no inkling of.

If you don't like the topic of nics, anonynut, don't bring it up - especially when you're too ignorant to know what you're talking about.

And anonynut - those aren't bull tits you've been suckling - it's the penis.

Anonymous said...

vacreeper2003 said...
jay156 has some unnatural fascination with the word "shitstain." I wonder...could that be what his parents called him or perhaps that's what his father called his mother.

I am shocked...creeper you have now lower yourself to Slutabella's level. Talking about people's families? Congrats you have joined the other 3 illiterate contributors of this blog. Fuckclause, his slut, Masterbater, and now YOU? You have actually ruin the whole "3 stooges" scenario. Tsk, tsk Mr./Ms. historical buff. :(

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