TOUCHY-FEELY-CREEPY

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!

For a long time, researchers have known that children who have minimal physical affection and contact early in life are more likely to have cognitive and emotional deficits. Some kids end up with low IQs and an inability to form emotional attachments to others. Who knew that we'd find a verification in PT?:

Vic Ferrari Living Legend: ((((((WALKS))))))
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: ((((((WALKS))))))
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: (((((((WALKS)))))
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: DAY 483 WALKS HAS NOT RETURNED MY HUG HOW MUCH LONGER CAN THIS CONTINUE?

At last, it all makes sense. Vic is an ignorant, conscienceless buffoon because he wasn't shown enough affection. Who knew that Sgt. Hartman was right all along? Come on, walks, maybe if you spoon with Vic he'll stop being an imbecilic pimple on the ass of society.

JC