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Monday, May 12, 2008

What Women Are Made Of


Subject: What is a Woman?

By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" and the Lord answered, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all irreplaceable and able to run on diet coke and left overs, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure almost anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do every thing with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't." The Lord protested. " I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick and can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But she is so soft." The Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
" Will she be able to think?" asked the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak." The Lord corrected, "it's a tear."
"What's a tear for?" the angel asked. The lord said, " the tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain , her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
The angel was impressed. "You are genius lord. You thought of everything. Woman is truly an impressive creation." And she is.
Women have strength that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They don't take no for an answer when they believe there's a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They love unconditionally. They grieve at the loss of a family member yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. Women come in all shapes and sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run, or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope, and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.


ps-- this description cannot include auntycunt ;)

pss-- this was sent to me in email-- thought i'd share it:)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a load of bullshit lol!
In typical Isa style this article that she cut and pasted from the reader's digest is corny and wankish.
Isa stop wasting times watching oprah and shave ur armpits!

AUNTY KATE said...

IsaBellah....nice try dear. But NOTHING is going to take the heat off your post of the Mother's Poem and the coffins draped in flags. I suggest you find out the names and addresses of the Mothers who sons lay lifeless in those steel coffins, and do what you can to ease their pain.

Pray with them and tell them how sorry you are that you helped send their sons to their death. I am sure they'll appreciate that.

It will be a better waste of your time that going into Paltalk flirting, or attempting to appear intelligent on a blog. Or funnier still pretending to be a woman independent of any kind of MALE DOMINANCE. You love being slave to a man, you KNOW nothing else.

When a woman uses a 'sacred' part of her own anatomy to insult another woman it is more than pathetic. My CUNT is a GODDESS I don't use her as a weapon to insult other women. My CUNT, give me enormous pleasure. She helped me deliver my beautiful babies. My CUNT and MY Womb, they represent ENORMOUS POWER. Most men on the planet are fully aware of the POWER of the CUNT and the WOMB, which is why they have circumcisions and try to prevent women obtaining birth control. Men seek to control what they fear.

You show was a TOTALLY WEAK CONTROLLED woman you are when you use the word CUNT, as men do to curse an insult. THEY OWN YOU SLAVE WOMAN, BOW DOWN and clean their feet, wash their clothes, cook their meals and be their CUNT on demand.

For myself, I have always loved strong men, and free of fear of me and my cunt and my womb. These are RARE men indeed. But worthwhile, because they don't expect a woman to be their slave. They love our minds as well as our bodies. Many even see us as SUPERIOR for all the things we can do that they marvel at. But woman like you will never know that joy, because you love being the 'dumb fucking' slaves you are.

Now get back out to the kitchen and make that man of yours his dinner, he is too bloody useless to learn how to feed himself. Or is he smart enough to know that he has a house trained pet, who will do it for him, AND go out to work as well?

Anonymous said...

Israel celebrates 60 years.
Video of IDF soldiers looting a palestinian orphenage.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BXRKqSSKWo

Anonymous said...

isabellah is a potty mouth and a nymphomaniac .
She'll Cam for u for a dime.

Anonymous said...

Here's one source isabellah stole the poem from ...
http://gloryonhigh.org/Women-1.htm

Here's another place she stole it...
http://www.vivaconsulting.com/wellness/mums6.html

Here's another site she stole it from ...

http://blog.monsterindia.com/my/manojmehta78@gmail.com/Importance-of-Women-15348.html

I could keep going, but the comment section is only so big

IsabellaSays said...

stole it...?
hmmmm.....
stole it......
hmmm...
i'm more clever than even i imagined !!!!
lol

Wax on-Wax off said...

Thanks Isa, good post. :)

Anonymous said...

Every once in awhile, Isa likes a good Cleveland Steamer.

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