NEEDS TUNA-ING

Ok, that was one time too many. frank- just mentioned GBLP on mic. Let's have a remedial course for those of you who apparently were in a chrysalis and have now burst free, moth-like, fully formed and completely ignorant. The world can be a very confusing place. First lesson. This is a bass:

It's slimy. Swims in lakes. Is hookphobic. And a good listener. Now take both hands, reach around behind your back below your waist, and grab. That is your ass. Bass rhymes with ass. Second lesson. This is a bass:

It's hard. You can strum it or pluck it. You can play music on one, but compared to Phil Lesh or Les Claypool, you suck. Try going to a bar. Find an attractive woman, and grab her ass. (See lesson one) She will then spray something in your eyes. This is called mace. Bass rhymes with mace. I know it stings. Don't be such a baby.

Now this:

This is an abomination, and should not be. Damn those scientists, trying to play god!

JC