This is a quokka, a marsupial about a foot high The quokka is indigineous to a small island 12 miles off the coast of Perth, Western Australia. It is UNIQUE, and very cute, totally unafraid of humans. The island where they live is called Rottnest Island, because dutch explorers thought they were rats. They are delicious with garlic and olive oil, and perhaps some Col. Sanders herbs and spices. Another thing, you don't find quokkas on the roadside because there are no cars on Rottnest. Just thought you needed to know that.
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Quooka's need a federation. The policy of being fearless around humans who eat them requires reform. Quooka's UNITE NOW!
After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama
is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in
the game.
Bush opened the letter as it appeared to contain
a single line of coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi
Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they
sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked
Britain's MI-6 for help.
Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White
House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message
upside down."
There is a darker side to the poor widdle quockas. Schoolkids have been known to play "quocka soccer" .......370HSSV-0773H (lol)
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