TURNABOUT

We were just discussing how rotten it is for blogs to be snarky, to insult and ridicule the things people do on PalTalk. How would you like it, we are asked, if someone wrote nasty comments about you for a change? Well, in the interest of fairness, I'm now going to turn the vitriol on myself. Small children and people with heart conditions might want to leave the room.

Hey, Jesus Claus, you think you're so smart, huh? With your expensive cars and fancy liberal arts education. When you get on the mic, you cite too many facts. How is the average PT neocon supposed to keep up with all the knowledge you're constantly rubbing in their faces? Are you too much of an asshole to think of other people? And what the hell is up with your typing in the room, man? We hardly ever see you misspell a word or use improper grammar. Everybody else is always messing up when they type. Why can't you be more like everyone else? And, oh yeah, how come you never use abbreviations like "lol" or "rotfl" or "omfg my bbq is fubar"? Is it because you think it looks stupid? Well, you're the stupid one, Mister No-Abbreviations. You suck, JC!

Well, I sure told me a thing or two. And I deserved every bit of it, I can tell you.

JC