This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a U.S. naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
Canadian: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert your course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north, I say again, that's one five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is the lighthouse. It's your call.
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LOL can you believe that I still giggling when I think about it. I am so happy you enjoyed it vacreeper, I'll try to find more humorous items to publish.
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That's funny? AAARGH! these fucking people have a NUCLEAR arsenal capable of destroying many many earths, and believe the world needs to END to fulfill their religious fantasies. But, Yeah, I laughed till I pissed!
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