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Thursday, June 12, 2008

FROM PK51: I'M VOTING REPUBLICAN




Thanks Pk51, this is really good satire. Hugs.

5 comments:

a said...

HAHAHAH....great video Wax, and trust PK to find it.

AUNTY KATE said...

Opps, missed the rest of my nic

ononotagain said...

good on ya wax for picking that up. WORLD CHAMPION PK51 THE LINKMEISTER. he sure does find 'em hey. PK has a huge links file, and we are the richer for it!

(a said? I did wonder}
but never thought to add unty kate. go figger lol

Anonymous said...

22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT.
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
scientifically documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and
more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but
being homosexual is natural.
7. You hav e to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack
of federal funding.
8. You have to believ e that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders
how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature,
but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important
than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money
to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of
the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G.
Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a
very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't
worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't
been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong
in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally
protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the
United States.
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast,
right wing conspiracy.
22. You have to beli eve that it's okay to give Federal workers off
on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."

Ready to vote?


" In God We Trust"

tommyjohnson44 said...

Well Bill Oreilly was laughing at the newest commercials by the libturd party. How much money did the simple libturds spend on their loonie leftwing propagana pieces??
WOW Anonymous that was a pretty awsome list. I only have on problem with it. Is should have read "22 ways to be a good liberal"
Unfortunately today people are lumping all democrats into the liberal catagory. I remember a time when the Dem party wasn't controlled by the anti American, Christian fearing, America hating, terrorist supporting, military bashing, tree hugging left wing liberal loons. People like that are the reason I usually vote Republican even though I am a registered Democrat. The crazies have taken over the party. That is the main reason only 1 Democrat has been president in the last 28 years. The extreme loonie lefties who control the party now are so stupid they keep thinking the American people will elect a liberal. Obama will lose for the same reasons Kerry and Gore lost because he is a liberal. Because he can't be trusted. Because he has no spine. Because he supports abortion. The latest out today is liberal democrats want to nationalize oil refineries. They are communists in liberal clothing. They want to loot and steal from the prosperous because they are to lazy to work. Get a J O B you L I B E R A L A S and maybe you will feel differently about things.
Let me see if I can make a list of ways to be a good liberal.
1. To protect the enviroment you live in trees on the property of UC Berkeley and you throw urine and feces at people "true story"
2.You have to believe wars started by Democratic presidents are good but wars started by Republican presidents are only to benefit the military industrial complex.
3. You must believe 50 million murders since the 1973 RoeVWade decision are acceptable but 4000 deaths in a war in unacceptable
4. You must believe Democratic pedophiles "Gerry Studds" should be rewarded for unacceptable behavior by being re-elected to congress
5. You must believe everything can be paid for by rolling back the Bush tax cuts.
6. You must believe a 17 year old shouldnt talk to a recruiter without parental consent but a 14 year old girl should be able to have an abortion without parental consent.
7. You believe the media isn't liberal.
8. You believe Republicans started the lie about Iraq having WMD
9. You believe its better that an American solider or Iraq child die before trying to extract information from a terrorist.
10. You believe terrorists have actually drowned from being waterboarded
11. You want others to pay your way through life.
12. You refuse to accept personal responsibility.
13. Every bad situation in your life is caused by someone else.
14. You won't post a comment to this post because your simple minds can't accept the reality that this is how most of the country sees liberals.
15. When Obama loses in November you will once again blame Diebold
16. You believe Obama will lose because Americans are racist and not because he is liberal.
17. You skip the flu shot every year because you believe the goverment is actually putting a chip inside you.
18. You think the minority rule the majority.
19. You think liberals make up more than 18% of the population in the USA.
20. You believe it was right for Senate Democrats to send a letter to the CEO of Disney ABCs parent company threating their broadcast license for airing Path to 911 and exposing the miserable failures of the Clinton adminstration in its attempt to combat terrorism.
21. You believe bin laden was not offered to Bill Clinton even after Bill Clinton gave a speech "which is available on the internet" explaning why he turned down the offer.
22. You threaten to move out of the USA if a Republican is elected president but never do.
23. You believe taxing oil companies will lower gas prices

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