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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

IT DOTH PROFANE THIS HALLOWED GROUND TO SPEAK ITS VILE NAME

S_LINK90, the idiot-boy we keep locked in the room under the stairs, somehow broke out of his shackles (you can never find good shackles these days, maybe I'll check out the Shackle Depot). He came bounding into his room and clapped his hands gleefully as he proudly pointed us to his comment on a CBS News story. Who else but this glassy-eyed simpleton would tell people he had contributed to a news story by writing the first comment? That's like saying you helped paint the Mona Lisa after picking your nose and smearing a booger on it.

The story itself was about General Casey, the US Commander in Iraq, reporting that 100,000 more troops are needed to stabilize the country. This, even as military brass are warning of the armed forces splintering under the strain of our present commitment, and expressing doubts about our ability to defend ourselves on more fronts in the future. Given that this is a serious issue meriting serious discussion among serious people, what does Linky do? If you guessed, "Makes an ass of himself," you win!:

CBS NEWS

well,,maybe if clinton would have put more missles in iraq instead of putting his missle in monicas mouth,, we may not be in iraq now,,afaganistan too,,, clinton failed america on terrorism, 1st trade center bombing sure made a few arrests,,he found a blind cleric in new jersey,,great job,,,,,. the uss cole,,all the embasy bombings,, and lets not forget our soldiers getting dragged in the streets of somalia,,, and what was doneeven after all this happend? nothing.oh yeh,, there was 1 thing that was done,, he let binladen continue to plan for 911,sorry,,i forgot that 1.
what needs to happen now it to let our military do what its trained to do,, that is to eliminate the enemy.
round up ALL media sources and fly THEM back home,where they belong.
and let the greatest army in the world do thier job,,its quite simple.
clinton,, monica gate,paula jones gate,filegate,travel gate,china gate,ron brown?, vince foster?.
think twice before you pull the lever on the 7th of november.
Posted by S_LINK90 at 02:01 AM : Oct 31, 2006

We know it's authentic S_LINK90 because,,,,,,,,of,,,,,,the,,,,,,superfluous commas. But, honestly, it's no wonder Americans are rejecting this kind of nonsense. It's not even remotely relevant to the debate. One day, Linky, you are going to have to let go of Clinton's Penis as your answer to every issue. We can find you a replacement penis to hold while you cope with the separation anxiety. I'm sure when LUMINOL and M T P Nuthead are done holding each others', they'll let you join their circle jerk.

JC

13 comments:

Jay156 said...

This is how liberals duck responsibility. They act as though Clinton governed in a bullet proof box. Nothing he did got out of that box, therefore, nothing he did could possibly have any bearing on today. It's been made painfully obvious that liberals like Claus think the world suddenly became dangerous the day Bush took office. I mean before Bush, we had blissful days of no debt, no enemies, and no consequences.

I am starting to understand how people justify suing Mcdonalds for making them fat...They have to be liberals. The years of unhealthy eating somehow have no bearing on the fact that TODAY I'm fat! It's all someone elses fault!

Well, democrats, we had 8 years of Bill Clinton failing to protect this country. 911 was planned and funded under Clinton's watch. While we pretended we were safe and debt-free, the terrorists of this world caught us asleep. What's worse is that the Clinton administration tried to wash the blood of their hands by saying "we handed you a memo!" 8 years and we get a memo? That's not enough. Bill Clinton ignored terrorism the entire time he was in office. What irks me is that you shitstains have the nerve to act like you deserve another crack at leadership.

IsabellaSays said...

i've said it a million times.. i'll say it again; the republican party is COOKED jay. Face it... accept it.. embrace it... it's all you have left. 6 more days will tell the tale jay... the only thing that can convince you is the voters. Hide & Watch jay.. and oh btw.. here's some tissues, you'll be needing them. have a great day.:)

Jesus Claus said...

"Bill Clinton ignored terrorism the entire time he was in office."

Two words: Richard Clarke.

Anonymous said...

Osama Bin Laden loves Bill Clinton. The CIA had him in their crosshairs 3 different times and Clinton wouldn't let them take the shot. But he did protected us from that out of control asprin factory. We could've been Tylenoled to death

Jay156 said...

fuck Richard Clarke....here are some real words that prove his lack of leadership....9/11....USS Cole...The first WTC attacks....this "president" had a history of getting his ass handed to him by terrorists. He also had a history of getting blowjobs in response....

Isabellah, you better pray to the God of leatherfaced liberal housewives that the Democrats do infact take over both houses. If they don't, I'm gonna be unbearable around here! You better hope that the National polls are more reliable than the district by district polls...Both paint very different pictures by the way...(God, I can't wait until election day)

FRisson1 said...

The Neocon's continue to be more and more pathetic. There day has come and gone and they don't even know it. They will wake up on November 8th still claiming victory while floating down the ol' River Denial.

So long sad times
Go long bad times
We are rid of you at last

Howdy gay times
Cloudy gray times
You are now a thing of the past

Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So let's sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here again

Altogether shout it now
There's no one
Who can doubt it now
So let's tell the world about it now
Happy days are here again

Your cares and troubles are gone
There'll be no more from now on
From now on ...

Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So, Let's sing a song of cheer again

Happy times
Happy nights
Happy days
Are here again!

Anonymous said...

It's not smart to count your chickens before they hatch.

Michelle said...

I agree, everyone better not get too joyous. Remember the corrupt have diebold on their side. They will pull anything to keep their power and they are able to do just that. But a warning...mess with real Americans too long and you might not like what you get in retaliation. This isn't 2000 or 2004, this is not suppose to be a close race. Dems should have the house, the Senate will be close. So...repubs better tread lightly with their corrupt ways.

AnonymousPoster said...

JUST like an idiot democrat liberal to cry that something will go wrong with the vote, just in case their party isnt strong enough to win.

Bunch of whiney ass pansies!

Jay156 said...

Michelle,

Dems should have what? What exactly do they have claim to? So because polls tell you years, months, and weeks before an election how its supposed to pan out you think that means thats the way its definately going to go? If you don't gain control of Congress you have noone to blame but you and the shitstains that call themselves liberals in this country...I hope you lose for many reasons...the main one being, YOU NEED TO WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE THAT THE NATIONAL MEDIA SPEAKS FOR A VERY SMALL LOUD-MOUTHED MINORITY IN THIS COUNTRY!

Do not be surprised at all if libs don't end up with control. It will have nothing to do with diebolds or any other stupid-assed excuse you want to dream up. If you lose it will be because you haven't offered any solutions. Stop wasting your time with conspiracy bullshit and grow up.

Michelle said...

it is not bullshit, it is the truth. You are afraid to face the truth. That is not my problem. It has been proven time and time again about Diebold. I really dont care what you think anyways, its a contest to you people, you dont give two shits about this nation. So go to hell!

Anonymous said...

To all you democrat liberals out there. Could you please show me what the democrat plan is as a whole? Can anyone tell me?




I hear crickets.





hello?





hello?




I didnt think so. There is no plan beside gaining revenge and anything that screws Bush and our Country.

Jay156 said...

Michelle,

leave the Alex Jones alone...its eating your brain...and stop listening to the Coast to Coast AM...also not very good for you.

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