WELCOME TO REALITY, MAY I SHOW YOU TO YOUR TABLE?

More dispatches from Vic, who lives beyond the 17th moon of Uranus:

Vic Ferrari Internet Icon: HASERT WONT GO
Vic Ferrari Internet Icon: WE DONT RESIGN
Vic Ferrari Internet Icon: WE DONT RESIGN UNDER DEMOCRATIC BULLY BOY TACTICS

Well, Vic is almost right. So very, very close. In the sense of being completely full of shit. Shall we go down the list?

James "PhoneJammer" Tobin - Implicated in an election tampering scandal - Resigns as party chair.
Bob Ney - Pleads guilty to federal corruption charges - Resigns committee posts, won't seek reelection.
Randy "Duke" Cunningham - GOP Congressman, guilty of bribery - Resigns.
Michael "Heckuvajob" Brown - Head of FEMA. With others, bungles Katrina response - Resigns.
David Safavian - Top GSA Procurement Official in Bush White House, arrested on charges stemming from obstructing a federal investigation - Resigns.
Claude "StickyFingers" Allen - President Bush's principal domestic policy advisor, arrested for shoplifting - Resigns.
Tom DeLay - GOP House Majority Leader and smug asswipe, indicted for fund-raising violations - Resigns.

I'm sure there's more that I've forgotten. Vic, once again, you're wrong many times over. I'll tell you one thing, though. Republicans hang on to their power positions like rabid wombats, claws scraping as they are finally dragged into doing the honorable thing. Now, there have certainly been Dems who've done the same, Bill Cinton and William Jefferson being the most recent examples. But, Vic, Vic, son, please, face the facts. Modern Republicans are not honorable, and the more you rant and bleat about how they never resign, the dumber you sound. And believe me, there has to be a lower limit to how dumb you sound. We just haven't found it yet.

JC