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Friday, October 20, 2006

MAJOR NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT

This post to let everyone know that i set a personal record. i farted about 150 times today beating my old record of 145 set 2 months ago. Thank you!

34 comments:

Eff25 said...

Truly, an inspiration

Michelle said...

You might get 20 comments from this post, possibly 30. They love to debate fluff, errrr or farting. :)

Anonymous said...

This just proves the point that Zombie is an idiot.

Michelle said...

The true idiots are the ones to debate about farts and whether halloween is a holiday or not! pmsl

Anonymous said...

Hmm Michelle, you are the idiot since you chose to post twice on this subject.

Give an idiot enough rope and he always hangs himself.

Anonymous said...

Zombie, it would only have been a "major news Announcement" had you lit a match!!! Next time you're going for a record, strike some matches! :)

Michelle said...

LOL, sorry anonymous...I just think the post is hilarious. But, eh, I am not debating what methods or tools he chose to use while he set his record.

Anonymous said...

Michelle would think that a social indecency would be hilarious. Some people go through life with no social training. I try not to associate with them.

Michelle said...

Yeah, like calling your advisor 'turd blossom' is nice and socially decent? How about sending instant messages to young pages that read something like this:

Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny

Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol…a bit

Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself

Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:04 PM): no

Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy

Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow…

Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha

Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:51 PM): haha

Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep

Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:15 PM): thats true

Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though.. i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend

Maf54 (7:50:56 PM): i am sure

Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though

Maf54 (7:51:11 PM): why not

Maf54 (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily

Xxxxxxxxx (7:51:57 PM): not me

Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:01 PM): im not a horn dog

Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:07 PM): maybe 2 or 3 times a week

Maf54 (7:52:20 PM): thats a good number

Maf54 (7:52:27 PM): in the shower

We all could only wish that Foley was discussing farting records over this disgusting conversation.

I think someone clear missed the point of this post. lol

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Michelle, him too.

Thought you got one over on me huh? lmao Why would you think anyone would approve his behavior. More ignorant comments.

Jay156 said...

lol, michelle is so disgusted by the conversation that she took the time to find it, read it, and save it on her computer so that she could post it...Sounds to me like your trying to convince yourself and others that this really disgusts you.

Anonymous said...

Michelle and the others get off on it. They masturbate to it.

Michelle said...

I don't save crap like that on my pc, it is all over the internet, found on ABCnews.com. Complain to them, matter of fact, complain to your corrupt congressmen that protected the scumbag. Oh wait, someone did years ago, and nobody did anything about it!!! Seems to me the republicans would have fixed the problem years ago. Maybe they didn't because they were the ones getting off on the instant messages and sharing kiddie porn or the pages? Ask Jay, Brute, Archie, and all the rest of the sick bastards on Paltalk if they do a circle jerk to it, lol. We know how very sick the party is now, thankfully the truth is coming out. You all speak about association and decency? What do you know of decency? Jay, you are so very droll. I thought you were going to quit responding to my posts? Go away lil boy!

FRisson1 said...

Zombie that certainly is a great record, congratulations. I have only one concern with all the frequency of farts I do hope you are not sacrificing your tone quality. Keep that in mind, because the dulcet tones count for a lot. Variation in length of execution and depth of tone quality is also very important.

One wonders about the age old question of quality versus quantity. Please keep up the good work.

An Ardent Fan

preesi said...

On Good Morning America some Doctor said that 15 farts per day is normal...

Since having my gallbladder surgery last monday I've gone down to about 6...

Prior to surgery it was probably (that's the correct spelling of that word BTW) 30...

Moral? a diseased gallbladder makes you fart alot...

preesi

Facetious Muse said...

Michelle, you were so right. Have a thread about politics with facts, you might get 9 comments. Write a thread about Halloween or farting and look how the smart (using the term loosly) people come out. I can't help but wonder, could it be that those that claim the rest of us are so stupid, really aren't that smart?

ZM, this was precious, good job proving a point that prolly went over some's heads. :o)

~~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Smiles~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

preesi said...

You know, Politics is fun, but
its overwhelming sometimes. Especially now with Iraq, the corruption, NK and Iran etc.
Every once in awhile politics is like YOU + A Single Potato Peeler + http://tinyurl.com/y9qe86

And talking about farting is a funny diversion from the brain squeeze!

Michelle said...

Muse, unfortunately they did not get the reason for the post. The obvious is too much for some. I guess farting and debating whether Halloween is more important that Iraq, N. Korea, or the election. It really has been a gas replying to these people. It shows the mentality of a group of people, that in the most part, support Bush and this administration. I wanted to get it up to 30 for ZM, let's see if a farting post goes that high. :)

Michelle said...

Ooops! I better correct a word before the spelling gastapo visits!

*I guess farting and debating whether Halloween is more important than Iraq, N. Korea, or the election.

Anonymous said...

On this thread related to farting, Michelle says that farting is more important than world events. Apparently this is true for her since out of 19 comments so far, she has spent 538 words and 7 posts addressing this thread.

Michelle said...

Hahaha, anonymous no. whatever, and you seem to keep replying and counting my words. It is just too funny! Your obsession with the number of words people post shows you are truly neurotic. Hey, but who am I to complain. If it makes you feel more complete, please carry on...

Anonymous said...

That's 8 comments and counting Michelle, on a thread that you are being critical of other people making comments on. Point made.

Michelle said...

Let's go for 9? Why not? I dare ya not to reply. :)

FRisson1 said...

Muse, not all of us Fart aficionados are dumb.......... JEEEEZ LMFAO. At least politics has not erased our sense of humor

Anonymous said...

LOL Michelle, You just dig that hole deeper and deeper, dont you.

You know it's said that if you give an idiot a shovel and tell him to dig, you better tell him how deep or you'll find him digging a hole he cant climb out of.

Ok Michelle, enough on this one.

Michelle said...

Uh Huh...Ok...if you say so anonymous No. whatever. You should be near China by now. :)

Facetious Muse said...

LMAO!!!!! Michelle, I can not believe that someone is so anal, they actually counted the words you have used in this thread, it is too funny.

Too bad they did pay the ssame amount of attention to your other replies in other threads huh? But then we are talking about people that seem to forget the original three reasons we were given for going to invade Iraq (betcha some reply back with but Saddamn was a bad guy, with no thought tto the fact Bush lied his ass off to get us into Iraq)

Frisson, hun I agree some of us do have a sense of humor and I am thrilled to know someone as yourself that has be able to keep humor part of life, hell without humor life would be nothing but a downer :o)

Ok, so is the thread at 30 comments yet? LOL

~~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~Loving it~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Smiles~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Michelle said...

Glad to give you a good laugh Muse(ggl) Alas, I think this is only 27th and approximately made up of kazillion words( I might be one word off in the count, I am sure I will be corrected) devoted to ZM's fecked up gallbladder.

Anonymous said...

You have a word counter on your computer too, but youre just too dumb to use it. I knew Michelle would responsd more to a thread she said was stupid to reply to.

Michelle said...

I am not neurotic enough to give a shit how many words people are typing on a blog. I was responding to Muse, can you possibly keep to yourself anonymous no. whatever? I was conversing with her, not you.Do you have to respond to everything, especially with stupid replies?

Anonymous said...

Michelle, you ignorant dolt. If you are responding to one person and dont want any response from anyone else, may I suggest an email, or a chat room or even an Instant Message? Let me guess, someone peed on your leg one day and told you it was raining huh!

LOL stupid is as stupid does.

Facetious Muse said...

anonyMOUSE, THANK YOU for making this thread get to over 30 comments. Well done. LOL

~~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~~

Anonymous said...

Facetious Moose,

Michelle had more to do with it than I did, all the while complaining that it was stupid to be replying to such a dumb thread.

Thanks Michelle, you get the dumbass award!

Michelle said...

(bows) & (throws) kisses to the crowd......

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