THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANT TITLES DEPARTMENT

It's the same thing every day with S_LINK90...

Have you ever known someone who was stuck on stupid? The kind of person who will lean for fifteen minutes on a door that swings out before he figures it out? Albert Einstein said that insanity was doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think Al was presaging our friend S_LINK90. Much like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, LINK seems to be stuck repeating the same day over and over again. Fat, drunk, and stupid may be no way to go through life, but in the death spiral that is LINK's mind, I hope the alcohol dulls the pain.

Let's take a look at LINK's latest excretion over at Virginia_1776's blog, Social Diatribes. (Now with CommentGuard Protection from opposing views!) Why is that name so familiar? Ah yes, it's because LINK titles every one of his posts the same thing: Social Diatribes.Yeah, we get it, the BLOG is named Social Diatribes. Can you think up an original name for your post now, you cretin? It is as if his mind is a skipping record, with the needle forever playing the first few words of Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive (First I was afraid, I was petrified...) before jumping back in endless repetition. Take a look at how his latest epistle begins:


Social Diatribes

Social Diatribes ITS A GREAT DAY TO BE AN AMERICAN


What is the major malfunction here? It there some part of his cortex that is trapped in an endless feedback loop? Or is this LINK's own personal Purgatory, and is he doomed to forever roam the earth as a zombie, feeding on the tasty, tasty brains of the living and writing the same inane blog post for all eternity? Sisyphus never had it so rough.

Oddly enough, in trolling the internet lookiing for pictures of Alyson Hannigan, (and don't you dare judge me, you bastards!) I found this strange word:

Battology: A needless repetition of words in speaking or writing.

Who knew that our resident ignoramus was actually an accomplished battologist? All he needs to do now is master chewing solid food and he'll be ready for polite company.

JC

PS - No need to thank me for getting I Will Survive stuck in your head. That one was free of charge.