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Saturday, July 08, 2006

VIRGINIA N' S_LINK BUMMED!


The hidden cameras set up to capture photos of the thieves who have been stealing food from the pantry caught this picture of Virginia and her lil dog S_Link. S_Link has the unfortunate habit of keeping his nose up V's butt as much as possible. In this case, Virginia sat on the floor of the pantry consuming 18 packages of Hostess Twinkies (our entire supply) and S_Link just got in the way. While it turned into an uncomfortable evening for them, at least they both got to leave their little comments on some of the blog features before Virginia's hunger got the better of her. Would whoever sees them next please tell V that S_Link is buried in her bum, and that isn't flatulence she hears but S_Link gasping for air and that she owes us for the Twinkies? BTW, Virginia, you're lookin' good! Lost a little weight haven't you?

Respectfully,
Livid

12 comments:

S_LINK90 said...

How did jesus_claus and livid celebrate the 4th of July?,,,,,,,,,,
Hello all.
Over the 4th of July holiday it seems the cameras of ebaumsworld were in the area near a 4th of July party that Claus was at and filmed this clip of Jesus_Claus attempting to shoot off a sky rocket,, click here to view this shocking display of stupidity by Jesus_Claus,,
Can you say rockets red glare?,, poor Claus,,,,.
After that episode of stupidity claus resorted to a normal night in front of the computer,, as usual,, making love to a porn site, click here to see a cartoon mock up of Claus in action,,,,
after spending a few hours with his "girlfriend" he retreated to viewing his favorite presidential candidate,, click here to see his candidate,,
,,, poor claus ,,, hope ya had a great 4th claus,, looks like you did,,,, LMAO.
Now moving on to livid,,, here’s another great 4th of July celebration,
1st thing in the morning,, livids woman pulled up in front of his house, blew the horn a few times,, and when livid came to the door he seen his girlfriend sitting on the hood of his car and telling him that it was all over,, she could no longer handle his drinking and thinking that the world was coming to an end.
she also stated that there was "more fish in the sea" click here to see the photo of livids woman as she was breaking the news,,,.
After that disabled poor livid he resorted to the local tavern.
after consuming several pitchers of beer, livid met up with a new woman and started to feel manly once again.
after getting drunk and passing out on the bed after he got home, his new girlfriend figured she might as well slip into something a little more casual,,, click here to see this shocking photo of livids new woman,,,
Livid,,, I think you should spend a little more time with these "women",,, before you take them home.
When she,,, I mean he,, woke up the next morning she left Livid also after she seen this on his night stand,,,,
Now,, alone once again after a failed 1 night stand with his date, livid tried to have at least a half way decent 4th of July.
First off,, we all know livid has a great stand on global warming and supports every way possible to eliminate harmful green house gases and the reduction of the burning of fossil fuels.
Keeping that in mind this picture of livid was taken from a near-by neighbor as livid try’s to get his BBQ pit fired up, click here to see this photo,,,
now that is dedication,,,,,,, looking on and being very happy with his son`s efforts on the environment, his dad looks on with a satisfied look on his face ,, click here to see his dads happy look,,
After a big meal with dad, they both headed to the garden,, livid spends alot of time in his garden,,, click here to see why,,NOW THAT IS SOME SCARECROW,,,,
I’m not sure if that scarecrow is the main factor that there are no pests in livids garden or, if it’s the site of livid and,, his scarecrow at various times of the day,,, the jury is still out on that call,,,.
Poor Livid,,,,,
After an hour in the garden it was time for Livid to spend a little time at the local fishing hole click here to see livid doing a little fishing,,
For some reason,, they just were not biting,,,,,
After that livid went back home to spend some time with the family.
When arriving home he saw some family members playing horseshoes and joined them for awhile before he had to go to work. click here to see them playing horseshoes,,
I don’t know,, but ill bet there were allot of "ringers "that day,,,,
And now,, finishing off the day,, poor livid went to the local golf course and get in a few extra hours and get some "double time".
Little did he know it was "gay day" at the golf coarse and livids job for the day was serving drinks to the golfers,, click here to see livid pouring drinks to the golfers,,,,
Better luck next 4th of July Livid,,,, LMAO
poor Livid,,,,,
LMAO,,,,LMAO

SLINK90

LMAO,,,,

S_LINK90 said...

for the complete story with pictures go here
http://socialdiatribes.blogspot.com/ kake sure you hit all the " click here" links in the story.

IsabellaSays said...

livid i'm really dissappointed in this post.. now you're just acting like a child..
cmon now... damn this is kid stuff
i like slink and virg even if they have somewhat opposing views

MysticSeaMaiden said...

Well I just got to say I noticed yet another thing lately. Seems that the likes such as S_Link are allow to bash but no one is to reply? I've never seen something as childish and rude posted on this blog as I did on virginia's and S_Link's blog.

Yes turn the other cheek but we only have two.

S_LINK90 said...

lol,,,yeh muse,,and yet you look forward to my every post,,,,, and you readm every one,, and like most,,, you like them,,,.
{probably because you like the truth},,,,,

MysticSeaMaiden said...

S_Link keep up the good work. You are doing such a wonderful job of being one of the top sales for the liberals.

Keep this up, you might succeed in deceasing the conservatives numbers to single digits.

That the way to go S_Link

~~smile sweet~~

ononotagain said...

Slink, if you want to write on Rattler so bad, why not accept the invitation instead of posting your whole blog in comments (which your blog doesn't have, HELLO?)Kinda redundant, don't ya think?

(by the way. gotta stop livid pouring the drinks)

AnonymousPoster said...

Livid, Livid, Livid.

He did it first? How old are you? Besides, this blog is ALL about trashing one or another. Its not about discussing issues. Get a grip, man.

By the way, You still have my identity wrong. Try again!

AnonymousPoster said...

Oh you sad misguided man. You're so sure Im someone Im not.

~sweet smile~

MysticSeaMaiden said...

Wow I knew anonymous poster lacked originality, but I never thought that AP would have to copy me. You do know what they say: imitation is the best form of flattery.

Besides if anonymous did smile more often her heart just might melt
a wee bit.

~~sweet smile~~

AnonymousPoster said...

I guess the muse doesnt actually know what the word facetious means.

I was being just that, muse. What a stupid, ignorant person you are! no sense of humor. LMAO

~sweet facetious smile~

get it?

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