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Sunday, July 30, 2006

MY FOOLPROOF PLAN FOR PALTALK FAIRNESS

FIRST OF ALL MR.BULLSHIT DETECTOR WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO COMMENT ON THIS POST AS IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM OR HIS PURPOSE. SECOND OF ALL THIS IS BE TAKEN WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF THE HUMOR IT WAS WRITTEN IN.

Well, I have had it. I am going to buy the Paltalk network. Then I'm going to fire all of the Red Admins that work in the SI sections. I will be hiring new Red admins. The people i am looking for to work as a Red admin will be the following:
1. Saint Casey
2. Livid
3. Lil_cherokee_1974
4. 1BobbyMcgee
5. Jesus Claus
6. Anyone that works on the rattler

Then a few rooms will be disappearing from the SI area and a few accounts will be getting shut down. I'm not going to name names becuase anyone with a brain knows who it will be. TOS will then be rewritten with common sense and enforced as soon as 1 complaint is logged. For one week a month with out warning all Republicans and bush supporters will be banned off the network and their rooms closed down so all of the other chatters can regroup and refresh themselves from the lies and the cyberwaste they bring. Anyone with a "free speech" room with a mixed group of admins will need to have all admins approved by a red admin before assuming their duties. If a room owner gives us 3 rejected choices, the room will be shut down for a matter of one week.

Slamming of Liberal or Democratic senators or congressmen will be a violation of the New TOS policy, also slamming of progressive or democratic paltalk chatters will be viewed as a violation of TOS. The slamming of Republicans or neocon chatters will not be a violation of TOS. Those neocon or Republican chatters who complain of being slammed or made fun of will be banned off paltalk for a period of 24 hours. Anyone who complains of another progressive or democratic chatter making threats against the US will be forced into a private room and for 20 mins have to listen to tapes of Raisin Cain on the mic.

Besides those changes, everything else will remain the same.
Enjoy your time on Paltalk.
Kenny (the new owner of Paltalk)

3 comments:

AnonymousPoster said...

... and they call Bush Hitler. Kenny, so much for freedom aye! Go play with your mentors, Saddam, Castro, Hitler.. oh the list could go on and on.

Hey why are you not letting the Detector speak? Oh yeah, You're Hitler.

This piece might be funny if you didnt really mean every word.

MysticSeaMaiden said...

Seems to me Bullshitter was allowed to talk.

Now Z what about me, are you being a sexist? Just teasing you hun :) Good post

zombiemaster said...

Muse- you can comment on anything i post. The BS protector is a waste of cyberspace.

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