NIGHTMARE

Last night this Duck had a terrible nightmare. First, Mainstream politics was closed and the Duck’s DSL disconnected. That was not the worst part!

Later in the dream this Duck was strangely put in a room with whips and chains. It looked as if feces and urine had been on the wall and floor for ages. Slowly, this Duck looked to the left with his long beak leading the way and to his surprise SALTSPRING was beating a man who was naked and yelling, “OH baby harder, faster.”
Disgusted this Duck ran for the door and reached for the doorknob.

Oh my God! It was locked!

The Duck quickly ran to another door on the left side of the room and into another room. In the room Boom Boom 1BobbyMcgee was lighting his shoe on fire. No doubt it was a bomb!

Scared the Duck ran into the dark hallway that had checkered title on the floor. This Duck grabbed his feathers tightly while running, wishing that the dream would end. At that moment the Duck was bounced from the cyber-space hallway into his chair.

Later the Duck woke up and was safely in his bed. It was only a dream but it felt real!
Quack Quack!