THE CRYING GAME

Penis? What penis?

Tonight we were witness to a burgeoning love story. It seems that Vic Ferrari's lamprey thecitizen, (who is probably Vic on another machine) made a love connection tonight. He walked into the room, and there, staring at him from across the room was a vision of loveliness, flablady.

(Unfortunately for thecitizen, he had mistaken flablady, who was actually Brizter, a butch gent from the UK, for flalady, a blue-haired goddess in a pastel pantsuit from, oddly enough, Florida.)

According to Briz, thecitizen began cozying up to flablady almost immediately, oblivious to the rather large bulge in the crotch of her microminidress. He began to coo in Briz's ear, laying on some smooth moves and flattery:

thecitizen: you are incredible..lol
thecitizen: what a quick mind..
thecitizen: you are a southern princess..

I think Briz was being a little coy, because he clutched his pearls and gasped at one of thecitizen's lewd suggestions. Briz didn't want to string him along too much, so he laid it on the line:

flablady: If you lob your cock out, I'll forget all about it

Soon the giggling in the room got too obvious, and someone spilled the beans. (out of the scrotum, apparently) You remember Stephen Rea's reaction in The Crying Game when his lover revealed his "hidden agenda"? Clamping his hands over his mouth to hold in the contents of his stomach, thecitizen abruptly logged off, leaving Brizter, like so many of thecitizen's lovers, unsatisfied.

Will these two star-crossed lovers ever find true love? Can they overcome the barrier (all 8 inches of it) between them? Will Briz show us the Polaroids? Only time will tell...

*** UPDATE ***

From comments, apparently zip was paying closer attention than I was, because he gives us this partial transcript:

thecitizen: My Gosh good lady..stop the nonsense.
flablady: Papa that's not my finger it's my elbow
thecitizen: lady.......stop.
thecitizen: you are not the flalady.
thecitizen: you cannot be the flalady
flablady: the citizen I am all hot and bothered - I need a rub down with a damp cloth
thecitizen: damn..lady, that is not like you.
Leanne_007: citizen !!!! Get her some ice
thecitizen: that is not the flalady..
thecitizen: noway.
thecitizen: none
thecitizen: zero
Ella Mennopee: Flalady show citizen your tattoo so he'll know its you
dennis the menace_1: hahaha you've been found out, flablady !
flablady: ok lemme get my chastity belt off
thecitizen: no way...Ella, you know that is not the Flalady.
thecitizen: this is bull.
thecitizen: total bull.
flablady: dennis he so wants me
dennis the menace_1: I can tell flablady ! haha
blues2: it iosn't citizen???? and all this time i thought...................
thecitizen: sick..imposter
thecitizen: sick.
abby_1312: brizter stop that you are confusing them
thecitizen: that is not the real Flalady..
flablady: Laddie I have told him that 4 times
thecitizen: i am leaving.
dennis the menace_1: that IS the point, abby ! lolol

*** thecitizen has left the group ***

Trailer in rural Alabama - $25,000
Getting your computer out of hock - $250
Finding out your granny-fetish lady love has a penis - Priceless

JC