SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET?

I love this story from Crooks and Liars about Dick "Toe-sucker" Morris. Seems he was on Thom Hartmann's radio show the other day, and the following hi-larity ensued:

Hartmann: Sandy Berger told me personally Dick that he told Condi Rice when she came into office-that his words to her were look out for Osama Bin Laden. He's coming to get you. You need to be paying attention. This has to be your number one priority and she said, "OK thank you very much for that information," and did then nothing.

Morris: Did he, did he take the documents out of his socks when he told you that?

Hartmann: Come on Dick, do you want me to talk about hookers with you? Come on Dick.

Morris: Okay, well thanks very much for the interview. Bye-bye. (hangs up)

Oh man, he nailed that fucker. Priceless. Now, how fun would PalTalk be if we could red dot Buttlogic and say "Come on, Buttlogic, do you want us to have to talk about the sheep?"

JC