LAST NIGHT ON PAL

The Duck is loose, or maybe that's the goose!

After my feeding, I late last night attempted to log into Mainstream politics, to my surprise, it was closed!

Full of anxiety and depression, I browsed a few of the other rooms. I couldn't reach a decision between Fonsies' "thinking out of the box" and Brute-logics favorite room, "queer and proud." Undecided and stuffed, I settled on Fonsies' room.

After staying for only a few seconds I quickly realized that the room was mostly full of low-life Pal-talk junkies trying to get high off of early rock and roll music. I decided to stay and intake what I can about this sub-culture. To my disappointment, for the first hour I only was able to flirt with a 70 year old and only reach third base. In the end I felt it was a waste of good google porno search time.

The second hour was more fun filled. JesSeado as usual popped in the room and talked about how great George Bush isn't. Her usual low spoken, whinny, rough man-like voice distrubted the ambiance and the room quickly emptied. For the people that stayed, we spent most of the night making up hooker names for Jes and yelling on the mic "suck me, suck me." (not in that order)

I finally went sleep once the webcams went up and I saw Christocracy's wooden stick.

In conclusion, I guess the night wasn't all wasted and the two hours on Pal-talk were useful if i ever wanted to become a drug dealer and a pimp. We'll see what tonight brings.