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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

MEET THE YAPPERS
















Name: Paleoconservative
Age: '27'
Location: Chiggerton, TX
Occupation: Landscape engineer
Astrological sign: Virgo
Car: Mom's 91 Mitsubishi Galant ('long as i mow the lawn sheesh')
Hobbies: X-box, 'burping the worm', reading Wikipedia stuff, bowling
Favorite actor: Rambo!
Favorite color: brown
Favorite politician: Ron Paul or James Inhofe
Favorite author: the Wikipedia guy, J.K. Rowling
Favorite food: banana
Pet peeve: Socialism, little sister Gretchen grrr

Our Paleo is planning on becoming a history teacher when he grows up. Despite prior 'controversy' he intends on resuming employment as a cabin-captain at the Pat Buchanan Boy's Camp for the summer. From there he is hoping for a scholarship to Bob Jones University and a possible doctorate in education. In the meantime, he plans to continue keeping Paltalk communists on their toes.

Paltalkers thank Paleo for his tireless research and determination to protect our freedoms!

4 comments:

lola said...

Hilarious!!!

AUNTY KATE said...

Clumpy you are indeed an astute observer of the foibles of the numerous paltalk odd bods.

Jane said...

You forgot Aliens and Probings!

Tosca said...

'landscape engineer'BRILLIANT!! hahaha

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